N/S Keith Brooking's pre game speech before the Philly game (1 Viewer)

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ARE YOU READY MEN?
YEAH!

THIS IS OUR TIME!
YEAH!

THIS IS OUR HOUSE!
YEAH!

THEY HAVE COME INTO OUR HOUSE!
YEAH!

THEY DID NOT WIPE THEIR FEET ON THE MAT THAT WAS PROVIDED TO THEM, DID THEY!?
NO!

THEY SCORNED OUR OFFER OF A COOL REFRESHING BEVERAGE!
YEAH!

THEY TALKED ABOUT THEMSELVES FOR 20 MINUTES WHILE WE FAILED TO GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE!
YEAH!

AND WE HAVE METHODS FOR DEALING WITH GUESTS OF SUCH ILL TEMPER, DON’T WE?
YEAH!

YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO?
YEAH!

WE’RE GONNA HIT ‘EM IN THE MOUTH!
YEAH!

AND WE’RE GONNA HIT ‘EM AGAIN!
YEAH!

AND WE’RE GONNA BLOODY THEIR NOSE!
YEAH!

AND WE WILL NOT OFFER SO MUCH AS A DISPOSABLE PAPER TOWEL TO STOP THE BLEEDING!
NO!

AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO?
YEAH!

WE’RE GONNA GIVE UP A 70-YARD PASS ON THE VERY FIRST PLAY!
YEAH!

WE’RE GONNA BE VERY HAPPENSTANCE IN OUR TACKLING!
YEAH!

AND THEN WE’RE GONNA STOMP THE SPREAD!
YEAH!

LET’S GET IT IN HERE….PLUS FOUR ON THREE….READY…ONE TWO THREE!

PLUS FOUR!
 
THEY USED THE GUEST TOWELS, WHICH ARE CLEARLY THERE FOR DECORATION!
YEAH

:hihi:
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What's funny is that we were all making fun of his pre-game chant in week one with many of these same jokes.

Guess we aren't the only fan base who thinks he's ridiculously terrible.
 
LOL at some of the You Tube comments....:hihi:

That is the gayest thing I have ever seen. Looks like a downs syndrome child trying to hype some&#65279; gorillas at the zoo.
Leave it to Drew Brees to do the pregame chants.

Classic......
 
Now it wasn't half bad when Bush did it a few years prior either

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