Naked man declares love for cocaine (1 Viewer)

[where yat brah]

Naked man declares he loves cocaine and needs more - Police Blotters - Northwest Florida Daily News

Yes, in Florida.

When lawmen arrived the man, now wearing pajama pants, leaped onto the hood of the patrol car and wouldn’t get down until ordered. He lay down on the grass nearby, where he made several comments about loving cocaine and needing more cocaine.

Then, he got up and tried to run away. When the officer ordered him to stop, he ran back toward the officer and dove head-first in a slide to the officer. The officer tried to handcuff him but he got away. The officer gave chase.

The man was Tased but when the charge ended, he tried to run away and received a second jolt from the Taser. At that point the man took off his pajama pants and was naked again.

“Statements from the defendant were not possible as he would only state he loved cocaine and needed more cocaine,” the officer wrote in the arrest report.

 

[Zack Lee]

"and yes I'm all lit up again, on the couch, in my bed..."

 

[Sun Wukong]

Sometimes I think we should quarantine Florida before whatever it is that has infected them spreads.

 

[Soundwave]

Not a good idea to taze a guy tweaking on coke.......





....but I think this guy got his blow confused with something else.

 

[coldseat]

The first thing I thought when I saw who posted this was, "Dam, BobE got scooped". How does that happen?

 

[BobE]

The first thing I thought when I saw who posted this was, "Dam, BobE got scooped". How does that happen?

I blame the Hornicans game

 

[billinms]

I've done drugs in my life, at times a lot of drugs, but apparently I've never done the right drugs.

 

[superchuck500]

I blame the Hornicans game

You need to make sure your google news alert for 'naked' goes straight to your phone.

 

[nolaspe]

That article is full of win

 

[ULL_Scott]

I thought this was going to be about Sigmund Frued...