Need a Good Lawyer? (1 Viewer)

[keepoursaints]

Abovethelaw.com

that's great thanks for the link.

Things to think about if you are driving or riding in a vehicle.

"Don't carry more than $750.00 cash if you don't work"

 

[Paul]

I called the number a couple of months ago and spoke to a very professional sounding lady. I explained that I was only calling because the ad was hilarious and caught my attention.

/reputable

 

[efil4stnias]

There's no money in suing a bunch of broke, drunk college students. When a drunk Federal Express driver hits you causing you permanent disability...give me a call.

/mercenary

can you define "permanent disability" please....enquiring minds want to know

 

[keepoursaints]

His new ad:

It actually says he served in the Marines so I give him props for that. It's on the cover of one of those Free Classifieds magazines.

 

[geoffspins]

can you define "permanent disability" please....enquiring minds want to know

Any injury/disability which lingers as long as the day after the final settlement

 

[rob021275]

I wonder if his closing arguments rhyme.

 

[keepoursaints]

I wonder if his closing arguments rhyme.

For some reason I imagine him talking like Dave Chappelle in Half Baked with his Jamaican accent.

 

[rob021275]

I'd be worried about that entourage/posse of his.

Are they the ones that chase the ambulances?

 

[rob021275]

Uh-oh
http://www.lasc.org/opinions/2006/06B0173.pc.pdf

Here's more
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/08/lawyer_of_the_day_peter_pta_mo_1.php

The guy is not only a lawyer, he is an ex-Marine, pilot, and musician...

 

[keepoursaints]

Yeah it's hard to read in the new ad I posted, but it says that at the top of the ad.

 

[rob021275]

I really wanted to post the "Shing's" ad that they used to run in the "LSU Daily Reveille" when I was there in the mid-90s, but I can't find it online.

Ad lib, but more-or-less verbatim:

"We have never been closed by the health department. $10,000 reward for the help in convicting the person responsible for starting the rumor."

This one actually made it on to Jay Leno's "Headlines" on the "Tonight Show"....no joke.

 

[keepoursaints]

I really wanted to post the "Shing's" ad that they used to run in the "LSU Daily Reveille" when I was there in the mid-90s, but I can't find it online.

Ad lib, but more-or-less verbatim:

"We have never been closed by the health department. $10,000 reward for the help in convicting the person responsible for starting the rumor."

This one actually made it on to Jay Leno's "Headlines" on the "Tonight Show"....no joke.

That's good stuff.