New & Improved Saints Christmas carol THREAD!! (1 Viewer)

[hammernnails]

You know the routine:

To the tune of Jingle bells:

Hasletts gone
Hasletts gone
Venturi went away
Miami said they wanted Brees but didnt want to payyyy aa..

Bush is here
Bush is here
he could take it all the way
Houston picked Mario Williams and then found out he's Gayyyy aa

Slashing thru the line , Grant gets another sack
oh what fun it is to know that Brooks will not be back

OH..

Colstons here
Colstons here
a yahoo league tight end....
if he's not on the feild real soon my 1st place run will ennnnn...end

Hen..der..son
Hen..der..son
please catch the #%$ @#^&* ball
my 5 year old catches better than you ..he's only 3 feet talll ..all

Heeessss only 3 feeet TAAAALLLLLLL...........

 

[hammernnails]

OK .... for those of you that dont remember the origonal Christmas carol thread..... You are supposed to add your own Saints carol to this thread....

 

[boxerharley]

OHH MAN....That is hilarious!! Its even better when you have your wife sing it!! Good job buddy !!!

 

[boxerharley]

Jingle bells
Parcells smells
Romo laid an egg

We going to Dallas
with the underdog fellas
to DELLLIIVER T OOOOOO's Cake

 

[saintsfan26]

to the tune of Silent Night:
Sundaaay Night
Foooootball Night

All is calm
everything feels right

Round up Cowboys and their mothers and children
Put them in Irving Stadium and let them experience a massacre.

Sleep with one eye open
The Saaaiiiintttsss are coooommmiiiinnggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Andrus]

:idim:



-Jingle Bells
-T.O. bails
-Romo a bad day
-Terry Glenn tries to spin and fumbles the ball away-aye

-Jingle Bells
-Cowboys fail
-Parcells face turning grey
-Payton swells as Brees' passes sail and Henderson runs all the way...


-Tell me it's not so
-Colston cannot go
-Horn has a bad groin
-Hollis losing coin

-But on this fair night
-Saints are here to fight
-What fun it is to watch and see Bush running to daylight...

-What fun it is to watch and see the Saints win on Sunday nigggght!

 

[NoMos]

The Saints have won
The Saints have won
The Saints just made my day
Brookes is gone and Brees is here to take us all the way

Sunday night
Sunday night
Sunday night Football
Saints will beat "them boys" and the fans will say "BAD CALLS!"

Dashing down the field
On the very second play
Brees chunks the ball
Payton begins to pray
Explosion in the endzone
But when the smoke all clears
Colston has the ball
The Saints begin to cheer

OOH..

Who dat said
Who dat said
Who dat said they gonna beat dem Saints
If it's you, then you have no clue and must be sniffin paint.

Hollis is out
Hollis is out
Thats the only good news for them boys
Because the Saints are coming to their home town and plan to make some noise.

Plan.. to.. make.. some.. noise..!

 

[SuperSaintJohn69]

:idim:



-Jingle Bells
-T.O. bails
-Romo a bad day
-Terry Glenn tries to spin and fumbles the ball away-aye

-Jingle Bells
-Cowboys fail
-Parcells face turning grey
-Payton swells as Brees' passes sail and Henderson runs all the way...


-Tell me it's not so
-Colston cannot go
-Horn has a bad groin
-Hollis losing coin

-But on this fair night
-Saints are here to fight
-What fun it is to watch and see Bush running to daylight...

-What fun it is to watch and see the Saints win on Sunday nigggght!

Are you sure you're not a songwriter?

 

[sandiego_dre]

o come all ye faithful,
the saints will be triumphant,
o come ye, o come ye to texass stadium;

come and behold him,
born the king of cowboys;
o come let us abhor him,
o come let us abhor him,
o come let us abhor him,
Romo the turd

sing choirs of saints fans,
o sing in exultation,
sing all ye saints fans
from da parish and uptown

 

[Furor]

Parcells watch out, TOs gonna pout
Romo's gonna cry I'm telling you why...
THE SAINTS ARE COMING to town!

 

[AlbertaSaintsFan]

Good Owner Jerry Jones looked out,
upon the field in Dallas.
Cowboys players all laid out,
Winded, sad and beaten.
Brightly shone the Saints that night,
to Romo they were cruel.
Intercepting passes left and right,
pundits no longer droooooooo-ooooool.

 

[hammernnails]

Good Owner Jerry Jones looked out,
upon the field in Dallas.
Cowboys players all laid out,
Winded, sad and beaten.
Brightly shone the Saints that night,
to Romo they were cruel.
Intercepting passes left and right,
pundits no longer droooooooo-ooooool.

To what tune ???

 

[zmonbobbo]

Falclowns roasting on an open fire
Cowboys bleeding from their nose
Saintly carols being sung by a fire...

And then I forget the rest of the song. Oh well. I tried. Can anybody finish/fix this one?

 

[Father Markus]

To what tune ???

God Rest ye merry Gentlemen, I believe...