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Wichita chiropractor takes flack for

The “lip-stick” has been patented but not manufactured. According to the now unavailable Mensez Facebook page, it is a natural combination of amino acids and oil applied to the labia that keeps menstrual blood contained and washes away with urine.

“Dan’s a great chiropractor, and he’s helped many people, but this has nothing to do with chiropractic, and I personally told him it was a bad idea to associate his name with the product,” Fred Dopps said over the phone. “I didn’t think it was in his best interest or the family name, which we’ve tried hard to build in this community.”
 
Best sales pitch ever:

“Yes, I am a man and you as a woman, should have come up with a better solution then diapers and plugs, but you didn’t,” read a comment from the now-unavailable Mensez Facebook account. “Reason being women are focused on and distracted by your period 25% of the time, making them far less productive then they could be.”
 

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