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Soylent Green is people. So I guess that would be okay.
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Speak for yourself. I'm an old married man.....it's about all I have left that truly makes me laugh.
Would you say it's a philosophical issue?Us old married men love our farting skills.
Sure, if you want to give yourself cancer eating some of the most over-processed crap imaginable. Not to mention all the soy, which has been shown to be a trigger for breast cancer in both men and women.
Furthermore, not all substitutes even contain soy. The only brand mentioned in the thread, Beyond, doesn't contain soy.Sure, if you want to give yourself cancer eating some of the most over-processed crap imaginable. Not to mention all the soy, which has been shown to be a trigger for breast cancer in both men and women.
No...because an old man holds it until someone is in the room. No sense in wasting them.Would you say it's a philosophical issue?
If a man farts in a room, and there is nobody around to smell it, does it stink?
They will probably give you death...by gasGive me steak or give me death!
Cannibalism is the new vegan.Soylent Green is people. So I guess that would be okay.
If we don’t eat the cows, there will be more of them roaming around farting.I hear ya. I was referring to the OP which says methane reduction is what’s taking are steaks away. But I most definitely digress.
Made me think of Ron White's skit about the discussion with his Vegan friend. I can't find it on video, but:If we don’t eat the cows, there will be more of them roaming around farting.
I agree with CapitalCity - I don’t want to fart; however, it is a necessary evil in our society. I have no doubt that when it’s all said and done that I, Paul, will go down as the most significant American folk hero this country has ever known due to my farts. I’ve cleared school buildings. I’ve broken elevators. I’ve forced my parents to ponder about their life choices. All because of my ability to make you cry with just a small sample of the noxious stuff.Us old married men love our farting skills.
I haven't met a kid under 5 that doesn't want to pull my finger when offered the opportunity.I agree with CapitalCity - I don’t want to fart; however, it is a necessary evil in our society. I have no doubt that when it’s all said and done that I, Paul, will go down as the most significant American folk hero this country has ever known due to my farts. I’ve cleared school buildings. I’ve broken elevators. I’ve forced my parents to ponder about their life choices. All because of my ability to make you cry with just a small sample of the noxious stuff.
To quote another infamous villain: “I am inevitable.”
Comments like that might wind up putting you on a certain list…I haven't met a kid under 5 that doesn't want to pull my finger when offered the opportunity.