CapitalCitySaint
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Lol you should see me in real life. 2 weeks ago I met a group of federal agents at a bar. I was pitching my drug & gun smuggling crime syndicate that I want to lead and trying to recruit them to be my inside men to facilitate getting my contraband across the border.Oh God, I love your posts mate. You are the Betrand Russell of Saints report! Bless you.
I got a marriage proposal from one of them because I was a white girl who spoke better Spanish than them. His friend asked if I wanted to release doves at the wedding. I said absolutely not. Have you not been paying attention? I want cocaine released at my wedding!
Anyway, pretty sure I am on a federal watchlist now.
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