Pearly Gates (1 Viewer)

[shaihulud]

Tom Brady arrives before St Peter and notices the grand building covered with Patriots logos and flags.

He asks St Peter, "Is that for me?" St Peter replies, "No, that's where God lives."

Brady says, " It's odd that with so fine a house God put a outhouse in the back."

St Peter says, " Oh, that's where Goodell lives."

 

[SkyLance]

I can't laugh at a joke that implies that Goodell isn't burning in eternal torment.

 

[LoE]

Three nuns die. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells them "You were such pious nuns that the Lord has granted you one day of carnal knowledge. Choose one man."

1. The first nun chooses Brad Pitt.
2. The second nun chooses George Clooney.
3. The third nun chooses Roger Goodell.

St. Peter asks her - "who is Roger Goodell?"

The nun answers, "I don't know, but all my life, I've heard f*** Roger Goodell."