Pole Vaulting, Anyone? (1 Viewer)

[guidomerkinsrules]

just posting the link bc she's just a HS sophomore and some of y'all are a bit pervy

WATCH: High school track runner flips into starting position - Excelle Sports

 

[bclemms]

just posting the link bc she's just a HS sophomore and some of y'all are a bit pervy

WATCH: High school track runner flips into starting position - Excelle Sports

Just because the NFL can't draft high school players, it doesn't mean they can't scout what's coming down the pipe.

 

[BIG E]

Looks like Ricky is getting his Pole vaulted!

 

[bclemms]

I hate Ricky Fowler.

 

[where yat brah]

 

[FLEA]

DAMN YOU RICKY FOWLER!! DAMN YOOOOUUUUUUU!!

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

I hate Ricky Fowler.

Lol.
His gf isn’t my type. I used to love Fowler. Until he completely ignored my son and I at the Houston Open this year. Of all people the nicest to us was Lefty. I found that surprising. My son had many interactions with a lot of the pros that day and most of them good. Maybe Rickie was just ultra focused or having a bad day. Idk.

 

[Sandman]

Lol.
His gf isn’t my type. I used to love Fowler. Until he completely ignored my son and I at the Houston Open this year. Of all people the nicest to us was Lefty. I found that surprising. My son had many interactions with a lot of the pros that day and most of them good. Maybe Rickie was just ultra focused or having a bad day. Idk.

Phil Mickelson almost hit me with one of his drives at the Houston Open a few years back. True story. Lame story...but true.

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

Phil Mickelson almost hit me with one of his drives at the Houston Open a few years back. True story. Lame story...but true.

I don’t doubt that. Lol.
With us he approached us and said good morning and then small talk. I was caught off guard at his friendliness....and my son said I went ‘full retard’ telling him to have a Happy Easter lol. Oh well, I was caught up in the moment.

My son is captain of his high school golf team and has aspirations of playing on tour. So that day was amazing for us both.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Lol.
His gf isn’t my type.

i will accept this as proof you found out you wife has a burner SR acct
outside of "horrible industrial accident" or "reverse gay conversion therapy" your statement just can't be true

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

i will accept this as proof you found out you wife has a burner SR acct
outside of "horrible industrial accident" or "reverse gay conversion therapy" your statement just can't be true

Lmao. How about Keratoconus severe level with cadaver corneas that are failing? Will that suffice to keep my man card?

Also, she still just isn’t my type. I’ve been told I have weird tastes in that regard.

I’ve always been a ‘looking for her to be 5’ 2” 200lbs’ man myself. ?

If I had to go stick figure:
Isla Fisher
Pink
Shakira
Kate Beckinsale
That’s just off the top of my head.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

Not sure who that is Guido, but he is hideous.
Is that Anzalone with dark hair?

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Not sure who that is Guido, but he is hideous.
Is that Anzalone with dark hair?

But fit
And that’s important too

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

But fit
And that’s important too

I’ll definitely concede that she is very fit.
One hundred percent not my type, but very fit.