Poor Paris! Mistaken for...Paris!

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Remember the scene from the movie LA Confidential where Ed said that a prostitute cut to look like Lana Turner is still a prostitute...turned out it really was Lana Turner and she threw a drink in his face?



Well...

Hilton is mistaken for herself
October 28, 2006


PARIS HILTON almost choked on her sushi when a diner mistook her for a look-a-like.

Paris was dining with pal PAMMIE ANDERSON at LA's swish Japanese restaurant Koi when she was told: "Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like Paris Hilton."

According to the New York Daily News newspaper, the embarrassed - and offended - heiress indignantly replied: "I AM Paris Hilton."

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2006500094,00.html

Poor Paris! People want her to just...die!

Paris Hilton Urged to Die Again in CraveOnline's 'Hacked Up Honeys' Halloween Poll



While Paris Hilton already perished once with a knife through her skull in "House of Wax," apparently it wasn't satisfying enough. Responding to the question: "Which hot babe would you most like to see slain in a horror film?," the Top 3 winners were:

1) Paris Hilton - 41%
2) Mischa Barton - 33%
3) The Olsen Twins - 21%

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http://www.marketwire.com/mw/release_html_b1?release_id=177759
 
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You just made my night. Anything that has to do with Paris Hilton being embarrassed and/or suffering in any way, shape, form, or fashion is good news for me.

"Don't take this the wrong way, but........". Classic.
 
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My goal is to show how poor Paris deals with fame. Every day, I hit Google News for "Paris Hilton" to see what new troubles the world has dreamed up for her.

This started with a thread about her Greek shipping heir boyfriend getting her a daimond ring. The diamond was so big that it hurt her finger and she couldn't wear it!

See, you or I could never have such problems. How can we possibly relate to the trauma this poor woman endures?

Poor Paris! Why do people hate her so?

Hotel and Bar Owners Ban Paris Hilton

Hilton has also been barred from the luxury Gramercy Park Hotel in New York. Owner Ian Schraeger says, "The likes of Paris Hilton and her ilk are not welcome here."

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http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/10/paris_hilton_rowdy_rift_raft.php

 

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