Random things that mystify you (1 Viewer)

[DaveXA]

So, I just thought I'd start another time wasting thread.

What are things you see in everyday life that mystify you?

I'll start. I just saw the Hustlers movie commercial during the Steelers-Pats game. Why is a Hustlers movie rated R? I'm confused.

 

[Madmarsha]

I'm mystified because I missed it.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

economics

 

[superchuck500]

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

Paul.

 

[Zack Lee]

Because it's intended for adult audiences.

Nature the way things evolve to hide them selves or even pretend to be other things. It's more intelligent than I can comprehend and it happens at the cell level.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

These are not my quotes, so I must credit the late, great Mitch Hedberg for the following cogitations:

"I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. 'Oh, you're a king you say? Well you won't believe what I have in store for you! It's to your exact specifications! And, I think I can hook your lady friend up too!' "

"When I was a boy, I would lay in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was."

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

"The Kit-Kat candy bar has the name 'Kit-Kat' imprinted into the chocolate... That robs you of chocolate! That is a clever chocolate saving technique. I go down to the factory 'You owe me some letters!' "

Miss Ya' Mitch!

 

[Tapxe]

There is a gas station I pass regularly to get home. It is on a corner just past a red light. People can go straight through the light and turn easily into the station or they can turn right at the light and then stop traffic waiting for the three lanes of traffic stopped at the light to clear so they can turn left across said lanes.

It's truly mind boggling to me why anyone would do it, but I see someone make that choice with alarming regularity. It really grinds my gears.

 

[DaveXA]

I'm surprised no one has said it, but women mystify me quite often. Quite the enigma.

 

[zeetes]

i am mystified by how cool i am. everyday, i wake up and am even more impressed than the day before.

 

[BobE]

How a guy can take out a loan from his 401k to get his wife a boob job.

 

[DaveXA]

How a guy can take out a loan from his 401k to get his wife a boob job.

I see you.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

i am mystified by how cool i am. everyday, i wake up and am even more impressed than the day before.

Shut up, Ringo.

 

[Madmarsha]

i am mystified by how cool i am. everyday, i wake up and am even more impressed than the day before.

Likewise I am mystified how I get younger and more beautiful every day.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

Likewise I am mystified how I get younger and more beautiful every day.

Shut up, Paul.