Random thoughts of 25-35 year old people (1 Viewer)

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*Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old (a bit narrow if you ask me, it extends further)*

-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

-That's enough, Nickelback.

-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work?
You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

-There is a great need for sarcasm font.

-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.

-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take
2 trips to bring my groceries in.

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

- A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if You blow at it.

- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'
examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot.
Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it....thanks Mario Kart.

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

- Bad decisions make good stories

-Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous?
Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV.
There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this.
It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room.
Will we still be friends after this?'

-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

-When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

-Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

-It really ****** me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

-I wonder if cops ever get ****** off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
 

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Good ones, I'm 27, not real old, but I hate when I suddenly realize I am the oldest person at the party.
 

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About half of those are absolute $$$, and a few of them are better than that. Thanks for posting that.
 

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These are hilarious. and ALL true.... I'm not done yet just wanted to add that
 
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This email accurately describes me and I am not even 25 yet. I guess I am old for my age :scratch:
 

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So many good ones on that list. I like the Nintendo one...I mean really, were we just born with the instinct to blow on the inside of the cartridge and system to make it work?
 

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So many good ones on that list. I like the Nintendo one...I mean really, were we just born with the instinct to blow on the inside of the cartridge and system to make it work?

That maintenance procedure works for almost anything. Keyboards, CD players, DVD players, etc.
 

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-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.


My favorite.

And I think I've already hit that point today. I'm itching until the moment I decided I've been here long enough, hit the road to the camp, and grab a beer. God I love Fridays!!!
 

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So many good ones on that list. I like the Nintendo one...I mean really, were we just born with the instinct to blow on the inside of the cartridge and system to make it work?

I think so, but everyone had their own method. I wouldn't let my friends do it. Only I could fix mine. I put it inside my shirt and blew because for some reason I thought it would filter the dust storm coming out of my mouth. ??
 

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- Was learning cursive really necessary?

- Every bar bathroom should have a cupholder.

- I hate when I think of something really great to say during a conversation but by the time I get a chance to speak, we're on a different topic. Do I let it pass and keep the good thought to myself, or do I awkwardly bring up the old topic again?

- I love how hotels use the word "complimentary" to imply they're providing something free of charge. I just shelled out 200 bucks to stay here for the night, but nice try pretending this complimentary breakfast didn't cost me a dime.

- I learned that women have a hormone that makes them forget the pain of childbirth so that they continue to reproduce. Do we also have a hormone that makes us forget about the pain of a hangover? Because I keep drinking and waking up surprised.
 

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My favorite.

And I think I've already hit that point today. I'm itching until the moment I decided I've been here long enough, hit the road to the camp, and grab a beer. God I love Fridays!!!

I usually call that moment lunch.
 

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- Cell phones ruined pushing people in the pool.

- I don't write on your facebook wall so you can comment on it. I write on your wall so you will write back on mine and make me seem more popular. Work with me here.

- I don't think high schools should have school zones. I mean if you can't cross the street by the time you are in high school you sorta deserve to get hit by a car.

- Forms and applications need to join the 21st century and stop asking for my Daytime and Evening phone numbers...its the cell...that's it!

- Oh wrinkled, clean laundry on the floor, I would sooner throw you in for another wash and dry than attempt to iron you.

- Anytime I think my internet might be acting up, I automatically go to Google. If Google doesn't open, the internet must be down. If Google does open, then it must have just been a bad link. Thank you Google for your consistent and quick page loads.

- Despite the fact that there are no assigned seats in college, I get really ****** when I walk into class and someone is sitting in the seat I have occupied for the majority of a semester.

- Are men born with a gene that makes them want to jump up and smack the upper part of doorways?

- Nothing makes me more frustrated than scrolling through a person's iPod and seeing they have five versions of the same band, all spelled differently.
 
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