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- Cell phones ruined pushing people in the pool.
- I don't write on your facebook wall so you can comment on it. I write on your wall so you will write back on mine and make me seem more popular. Work with me here.
- I don't think high schools should have school zones. I mean if you can't cross the street by the time you are in high school you sorta deserve to get hit by a car.
- Forms and applications need to join the 21st century and stop asking for my Daytime and Evening phone numbers...its the cell...that's it!
- Oh wrinkled, clean laundry on the floor, I would sooner throw you in for another wash and dry than attempt to iron you.
- Anytime I think my internet might be acting up, I automatically go to Google. If Google doesn't open, the internet must be down. If Google does open, then it must have just been a bad link. Thank you Google for your consistent and quick page loads.
- Despite the fact that there are no assigned seats in college, I get really ****** when I walk into class and someone is sitting in the seat I have occupied for the majority of a semester.
- Are men born with a gene that makes them want to jump up and smack the upper part of doorways?
- Nothing makes me more frustrated than scrolling through a person's iPod and seeing they have five versions of the same band, all spelled differently.
- I don't write on your facebook wall so you can comment on it. I write on your wall so you will write back on mine and make me seem more popular. Work with me here.
- I don't think high schools should have school zones. I mean if you can't cross the street by the time you are in high school you sorta deserve to get hit by a car.
- Forms and applications need to join the 21st century and stop asking for my Daytime and Evening phone numbers...its the cell...that's it!
- Oh wrinkled, clean laundry on the floor, I would sooner throw you in for another wash and dry than attempt to iron you.
- Anytime I think my internet might be acting up, I automatically go to Google. If Google doesn't open, the internet must be down. If Google does open, then it must have just been a bad link. Thank you Google for your consistent and quick page loads.
- Despite the fact that there are no assigned seats in college, I get really ****** when I walk into class and someone is sitting in the seat I have occupied for the majority of a semester.
- Are men born with a gene that makes them want to jump up and smack the upper part of doorways?
- Nothing makes me more frustrated than scrolling through a person's iPod and seeing they have five versions of the same band, all spelled differently.
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