I hope a few eggs don't "accidentally" fall on his head while walking down Bourbon Street. Those drunk people on the balconies have slippery hands and lack their usual coordination. They can easily drop the smallest things.
I'm sorry but Roddy White is an overrated receiver. He was in the top 5 on dropped passes last year. If he put in as much worth ethic as he does for running his mouth, he'd be hands down a top 3 receiver in the league, but that's not going to happen.
If this wasn't an offensive league where they care all about offense, he would constantly get flagged for offensive pass intereference and holding for all his push offs he does on almost every single play.