Saintman's Words of Wisdoms (1 Viewer)

[SaintsFanInLA]

CPG's words of wisdom:

Fart on it.
Party till you barf.
Keep it steel.
Be excellent to each other.

Dude, seriously...this made me laugh out loud. + rep.

 

[parlorcitysaint]

Husband: A man will lie for two reasons and two reasons only. The first is sex and the second is money. Is lying in this case going to get me either of those things?

Wife: No.

Husband: Then I'm not lying.



This has worked for me on more than one occasion. You just gotta deliver it quick before they shoot holes in the initial preposition.

 

[whiteshadowen]

Kat's Words of Wisdoms:

Don't fry bacon without a shirt on.

But it will only burn for a little while.

Seems like a fair trade-off to be wearing the most powerful perfume in the world.

 

[parlorcitysaint]

But it will only burn for a little while.

Seems like a fair trade-off to be wearing the most powerful perfume in the world.

"Doctor, my breasts have so much scar tissue, they just don't bounce like they used to"

"Yeah, but you smell wonderful"

 

[Optimusaint]

How many wisdoms are there, exactly?

4. unless they were crowding and the surgeon removed them.