[Satire]Roger Goodell: “Why Does All The Food In New Orleans Taste Like It Has Spit In It?” (1 Viewer)

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ProfootballMock feature article:

This is it folks: Super Bowl week. And I am PUMPED. It’s gonna be a great game between two fantastic teams. And when it’s done, I’ll hand over a shiny new Lombardi trophy to the winner of the 2013 Super Bowl, right here in beautiful New Orleans, LA.

I do have one question though: why does all the food in this town taste like it has spit in it?

Yesterday morning, for example, I ordered up a room service breakfast of scrambled eggs, toast and coffee, and I swear that everything tasted like spit. And I don’t mean just clear, watery saliva, because who could taste that, right? No, I’m talking about full on, snotty, hock-a-loogie type of mucousy spit.

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yeah, hate to be him, part of the fun of being in NOLA is eating the food, I'm sure his ears are ringing too.
 

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If he's as smart as he thinks he is, he would have brought his own chef.....
 

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Man, I'm loving it. You just know roger has these thoughts running through his head every time he takes a bite of something.
 

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Spit in his food is nothing, wait until all the gris gris start taking effect.
 

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He'll probably have an intern order what he actually wants then make the kid switch with him when the food comes out.

It just sounds like something he'd do.
 

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My favorite:
I’ve been telling them for days now that the complimentary toothbrushes they give me smell like they’ve been up someone’s a__, and yet that nasty odor is still there every day. This town is weird, man.
 

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