Scarlett Johannson up on eBay (1 Viewer)

[where yat brah]

Bidding now at $19,100.00

COME ON LOTTO.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-J...16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262

 

[bclemms]

Stalking is much cheaper.

 

[St. Reginald]

"Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening."

$20,000?....eh....not so much.

 

[keepoursaints]

Given 5 minutes that's still leave some guys 3 minutes to chat.

 

[SoonerJim]

Given 5 minutes that's still leave some guys 3 minutes to chat.

Vidi, veni.:dunno:

 

[BigRonJon]

Given 5 minutes that's still leave some guys 3 minutes to chat.

And because its Scarlett, there is still 1:30 for courting/4-play.

 

[Kin Korn Karn]

I always knew Fred was a Nazi in disguise.

 

[cruize]

Stand outside and see her for free.

 

[HouDat]

Vidi, veni.:dunno:

Nicely played.

 

[rob021275]

Does "meeting" constitute what that supposedly gay interviewer did to her on the red carpet?

I'd post the link, but it probably violates the TOS.

 

[Jonesy77]

So what happens exactly when they find out I don't actually have the $72,000 I just bid?

 

[Thorin]

So what happens exactly when they find out I don't actually have the $72,000 I just bid?

Sounds like I'd be stupid to pay of my $40,000 of credit card debt before the crunch comes and possibly bankrupts all these companies.

I'm seeing a connection here.

 

[keepoursaints]

So what happens exactly when they find out I don't actually have the $72,000 I just bid?

 

[champ76]

I'm seeing a connection here.

Jonesy, I think you've been busted!

 

[Jonesy77]

I'm seeing a connection here.

I have a problem