So if anyone wants to move to Philly, here's the BobE house special.... (1 Viewer)

[Paul]

Pfft... 750 grand?
Let me get my coin purse....

 

[49erKiller]

Does it come with a gimp?

It does, which is why he's selling it.

 

[49erKiller]

Pfft... 750 grand?
Let me get my coin purse...

That kind of talk will get the price reduced.

 

[49erKiller]

They're looking for a very specific customer base.

I know a guy with toys like that and a room (he's dating someone into that), but he doesn't have the money for this listing..haha.

Confessions of an admin

 

[49erKiller]

From the listing:

One of a kind surburban home.. Private quiet lane of 3 homes leads you to a secluded 4 bedrooms upstairs plus 1 bedroom in basement 2.5 bath colonial home located just 15 miles outside Philadelphia in the suburb of Maple Glen. Property includes 3 fireplaces, indoor/outdoor speaker system, 2 new heaters & water heater (2014), 2 new sump pumps, Gorgeous gourmet kitchen w/ newer (2013) stainless steel appliances, tumbled marble backsplash, & large granite island, & granite countertops. Hardwood floors throughout both floors. Breakfast room w/ vaulted ceilings walks out to large deck & private wooded yard w/ custom gazebo. Dining room w/ custom wainscoting, Living room/billiard room includes pool table. Family room w/ brick fireplace & beautiful wall of windows. 1 st floor study. 2nd level includes a large master bedroom suite w/ gas fireplace. Master bathroom w/ double doors , marble floors, dual vanities, stall shower & soaking tub. There is a step-down office w/ window seats w/ storage & 2 walk-in closets. 3 additional large spacious bedrooms & an additional bathroom complete the 2 nd floor. 3 rd level offers a huge walk-up attic. Full finished walk-out basement w bilco doors, includes a gym or 5th bedroom. It can be converted back to a typical suburban basement. Convenient to PA turnpike, 309, 63, 152 , trains to Center City Phila, restaurants, shops, & minutes from downtown Ambler. Award winning Upper Dublin school district. House is being sold furnished.

Well, it has a custom gazebo and the sex dungeon house is minutes away from a school.

 

[zeetes]

Pfft... 750 grand?
Let me get my coin purse....

need a roommate?

 

[Paul]

need a roommate?

Sure.
However, you better have a solid safe word.

By the way, if you hear me screaming “Yellow 80! Yellow 80!”, get the fire extinguisher...

 

[zeetes]

Sure.
However, you better have a solid safe word.

By the way, if you hear me screaming “Yellow 80! Yellow 80!”, get the fire extinguisher...

if you hear me, just get the whatever needed to set me free. i don’t like pain.

 

[superchuck500]

It’s like a new version of the odd couple.

I’d watch that.

 

[Madmarsha]

Does it come furnished?

 

[49erKiller]

Does it come furnished?

Yes, but it's BYoB... Bring your own bleach

 

[49erKiller]

Sure.
However, you better have a solid safe word.

By the way, if you hear me screaming “Yellow 80! Yellow 80!”, get the fire extinguisher...

 

[Brad Mojo]

Seriously? Only 2.5 baths for five bedrooms. For the stuff that you would have going down in there you need 3.5 and multiple sinks in at least one. Shananigans

Well, there used to be 3.5 baths, but they converted one into a sex dungeon.

 

[Zack Lee]

Well, there used to be 3.5 baths, but they converted one into a sex dungeon.

as long as they left a nozzle so you can hose the hoes, there isn't a problem

 

[DaveXA]

Wait, are you guys saying that you DON'T have sex dungeons in your current home?

My entire house is a sex dungeon.