So Reggie caused a dog to bite me and........ (1 Viewer)

[Saintuary]

Call in the spca, let them handle the situation. If the dog bites a kid, it's not funny anymore, is it? The parent of the biten child will kill the dog, no doubt.

 

[BRAINFREEZE]

home owners policies usually have a $1000 pay out for injuries sustained on the premises. see a doctor, present the bill, have the guy (i am reluctant to call him a friend) file for the payout. make sure YOU get the money. and don't go back. you're on your way to a stroke and no dog is worth that. neither is the idiot who owns the dog and thinks pain and suffering are funny. whatever you do, do NOT harm the dog. rat poison and antifreeze are intensely horrific ways for an animal to die. get the guy where it really hurts, in the pocket. and DO report him to the SPCA or the authorities for owning a dangerous animal.

 

[vanakin]

How about if you just don't go over to your friend's house anymore?

it's complicated

 

[Redlands Saints]

call the spca and have the dog taken away. the dog can be trained but it seems this guy won't spend the time. if the dog bites all the time it needs to be put down, sometimes it just needs to be done

 

[T-Man14]

Lighten Up

Hey this is no joking matter. That is a terrible way to kill an animal. you are a coward and a jerk if you lower yourself to these standards.

That being said, Dave is a pure jerk if he is allowing this animal anywhere near guest. A law suit is what he needs.

But coming up with a simple solution is what is needed. I advise him getting a top of the line muzzle to place on the dog when he allows it in the house or around people!

The dog need Obedience training! it does work, I garuntee it, my wife has trained me very well, oh yea our three Rhodesian Ridgebacks also!

The training is actually for the owner and not the dog. the training teaches a dog owner how to spend the needed time each day that is needed for the animal to learn what is right and wrong. he would need a choker collar for training purposes only, this may have to be exchanged for a pinch collar which has the spikes on it. this collar is used for more aggressive or larger dogs (my biggest one has to use one). Knowing what is right and wrong is very important for the animal but knowing how to follow orders (Like No Spot) is even more important. Obedience training has saved more unruly dogs from being put down then rescue shelters for pets. The problem is in getting your friend to understand his responsibility as a dog owner.

If he is too lazy to try the above he should at least get a shock collar with a remote control. with this he should start with a simple command of no with a shock following right behind it (like putting something on the table that interest him and when he moves toward it you speak no then shock him). this may sound cruel but the shocks are not that bad and it is more important for his long term health to learn right from wrong.

If these are not options for his liking then I recommend that he start looking for a rescue group for this type dog.

I would at least get the muzzle (even if you have to buy it yourself. just bring it over only when you visit).

Just joking about the Wieners Bro. Don't be such a prude. By the way I have some instructions to build a bomb. I also have a few different methods to make Crank/Meth and I have small amounts of Enriched Uranium I am selling, Cheap.

 

[Beagle]

Blue heelers can be sneaky dogs. Don't like them. Never have. But having said that, some guys on here are right - it's not the dog's fault. The owner is wholly and solely to blame. The owner is a lawyer and presumably intelligent. The dog has a brain the size of a pea.

Tell the lawyer you'll only come to his place if he locks the dog away.

 

[BRAINFREEZE]

well, t-man14. you just sent the nsa computers into a tailspin with that response. beware the knock on the door.....

 

[dninc]

Give the dog laxative so it craps all over his house or leave the backyard gate open by "accident"

I did this once for revenge on someone for they're dog behaviour, it doesn't hurt the dog but if the Dog is an Inside dog, OMG it's funny as hell.

 

[Hoosierdaddee]

So i'm watching the game at a friend's house and his roomate lets the dog in...the dog has tried to bite me before and the owner(Dave) thinks it's funny(half hearted aplologies notwithstanding).The dog seems happy to be inside and is being cool to everybody,me included.......So Reg leaps into the endzone and I jump up and scream(as I should) and the dog goes bonkers......bites my calf, tears my jeans, I fall on the coffee table and spill crap everywhere....dog runs as I try to smite it(It's a Fat Blue Heeler dingo lookin sucker)........ruins reggies first TD......


later.......

I go outside to smoke with my friends and the dog impedes my path, I try to go around and he bites again... I go to beat the dog down and Dave is like"you waited too long, you can't hit her now..."

So I go inside and continue to watch the game and begin to get angrier and angrier and tell dave "Next time , if your dog gets broken up, It's your fault, not mine".He seems teary cause he loves his dog Or he thinks I'm gonna beat him up or whatever. So I leave IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME and watch us lose at Daquiri Supreme.......

Dillema....I can't stop getting angry(I cannot overstate how mad I am).....I can't let it go....It's like a switch was flipped and Either that dog dies (or gets severely maimed) or Dave gets the 1-2 .............

Saints lose, Both Fantasy teams lose, But the bite made WAY more angry than either of those......I look to you guys for some support or guidance or calming or something...Cause right now the only thing between me and that Dog is my fear of Jailtime.............

P.S.
Dave is a rich lawyer


The dog is nuts...Dave says he can't train it(even with food) and he says he tries to beat it but it forgets the beating, and will bite you when offering it food...I swear I have tried to make peace with the dog(I love animals) but it's nuts.....he won't euthanize it...The dog has crossed the line and I fear I will do something cruel very soon.help

With friends like Dave who needs an ex-wife!

The dog behaves in manner in which his owner has allowed - so instead of beating the dog - you should beat the owner! (just kidding.........no I'm not.......[consults with personal attorney].......yes I am just kidding)

Seriously - it's sad that this animal is allowed to behave as it does, in this respect your friend Dave should be held accountable. Having an aggressive uncontrollable dog running loose around people is no different then giving a loaded Tek 9 to a 4 year old, sooner or later the gun is going to go off - if ithe dog does ever cause serious harm to anyone he will be held accountable both financially and possibly criminally.

He's a "rich lawyer" - he should know better.

 

[Super Dave]

Here's an idea... go to Daquiri Supreme first get a few in you and then go over to the house... bites wont hurt as much... using the theory that I have seen drunk people get the snot beat out of em and not show pain...

Just ask the Lake Anchor to put the dog outside, in a seperate room, of let him play in the street... why have him around when you are there...

 

[vanakin]

Blue heelers can be sneaky dogs. Don't like them. Never have. But having said that, some guys on here are right - it's not the dog's fault. The owner is wholly and solely to blame. The owner is a lawyer and presumably intelligent. The dog has a brain the size of a pea.

Tell the lawyer you'll only come to his place if he locks the dog away.

I no longer blame the dog.....I will do something ****ty to dave at some point.

it only seems right..........

thx, lots of interesting(and good) advice.........

and yeah, Australian Blue Heelers get no quarter from me anymore, sneaky turds

V

P.S.

Reggie is just starting to warm up...go saints

 

[N8toe]

Well, me personally, Im a dog lover. I love my dogs as much as I love my daughter. They are fairly well behaved, and usually not aggressive. However my older dog hates me on Sundays. She hides from me as soon as the game comes on and doesn't come out till an hour or so after. But, if someone else were in my house doing the same things I do, scream, yell, punch the couch, throw the remote ect ect ect, she would probably do exactly what Dave's dog did. Now, your friend should have warned you this may happen, I definitely would tell anyone that came in house to be calm around the dog. In the event something did happen, they had been warned. Now no matter who it was, no matter how bad it was, if you had been warned and my dog attacked, its your fault. If you touch my dog in anger, I will retaliate violently. Just my personal feelings here, but the dog is only protecting its self and its home, doing what dogs are supposed to do. So to sum things up, Don’t mess with my dog. However, if I were you, I would ask Dave to buy me a new pair of jeans.

 

[xtremc5]

Man, you had a bad day huh?

 

[vanakin]

Well, me personally, Im a dog lover. I love my dogs as much as I love my daughter. They are fairly well behaved, and usually not aggressive. However my older dog hates me on Sundays. She hides from me as soon as the game comes on and doesn't come out till an hour or so after. But, if someone else were in my house doing the same things I do, scream, yell, punch the couch, throw the remote ect ect ect, she would probably do exactly what Dave's dog did. Now, your friend should have warned you this may happen, I definitely would tell anyone that came in house to be calm around the dog. In the event something did happen, they had been warned. Now no matter who it was, no matter how bad it was, if you had been warned and my dog attacked, its your fault. If you touch my dog in anger, I will retaliate violently. Just my personal feelings here, but the dog is only protecting its self and its home, doing what dogs are supposed to do. So to sum things up, Don’t mess with my dog. However, if I were you, I would ask Dave to buy me a new pair of jeans.

If you had invited me as a fellow saints fan, and it bit me twice, I would smack it and I'm pretty sure you would just have to like it.....I mean Dogs don't get rights over humans. Gotta draw the line somewhere.You seem to have the same mentality Dave has, as far as your love for a subcreature over live taxpayers, and I think it's kinda warped and somewhat lame...JMO

 

[Sloppy Dice]

it's complicated

So Dave's more than just a friend. I figured that much after seeing how dramatic you made this ordeal seem.