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All I will admit to is that one of my jokes involved the results of eating bad Taco Bell.
are you kidding? hasn't there been a couple of real incidents where the Taco Bell food was made from the results of eating bad Taco Bell?
 

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Yet another plot device for Law & Order type shows. They already did the parking booth attendant locked in and doused with lighter fluid, but porta potties adds,a new twist.
 

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Saw this on the news...... immediately thought of 5 jokes that I can't tell. I can just say that if it we're me I'd not only hope those jokes got told....I'd expect them. I do wonder how it started.....I'm wondering if he was a smoker and methane gas had built up or something?
 

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I can just say that if it we're me I'd not only hope those jokes got told....I'd expect them.
I completely agree with this. I hope people will laugh at my funeral. I plan to have Mozart's Requiem played strictly for the over the top dramatic effect. But it is very tricky to make jokes when someone just died a horrible death.
 

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But it is very tricky to make jokes when someone just died a horrible death.
I seem to have to learn that lesson every few years. I just had one a couple months ago so I'm about due up for another inappropriate joke.
I live in Ohio. Shortly after we beat the browns I was at my son's orthodontists office. We routinely talk sports when I'm there. I told them the browns kicker went home and tried to hang himself but couldn't kick the stool out from under him. Crickets. Haha That's ok though......I'm full up with friends and currently not looking for any new ones. Not even taking applications. Haha
 

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So they still don't know how all of the port-o-potties caught fire? Spontaneous combustion?
 

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I never thought this was something I would need to worry about, but I have to say that it just catapulted right to the top in the accidental yet possible ways I don't want to die
Not sure if I posted this here or not, but a few months back we had a dumb dump truck driver try to dump a load of fill on a side hill lie and flip a dumptruck on its side. The box was fully raised and it just barely hit the portable toilet pushing it back 4 or 5 inches.

Imagine being inside a portable toilet that gets squished by a toppling dump truck for a second. Worse, imagine you're not dead, but trapped in a flipped, squished portable toilet...

Oh, it was pretty easy to flip it back on its wheels with a giant tow truck and it drove home.
 

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