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I've now gotten it twice. It goes to my junk mail which I check a couple times a day at work just so nothing slips through the cracks. I thought I'd posted about it the first time, but apparently was too tired since I came across it on the weekend late at night while cleaning out my inbox on my laptop at home. Here is the content of the message (I'll try to fix the formatting as quickly as possible, just know it came to me in one mega-paragraph with little to no spacing between sentences):
I don't know if this is the insane ramblings of someone who should be medicated or some really, really far out artistic work. They weren't selling me anything, no links to click, no "donate here" buttons....nothing. Except for this message.
I'm interested in knowing if anyone besides me has received this email. Maybe it's something that's been going around for a while and just got to me. I really do not know what to think about this.
How about you?
(I couldn't help myself and added two periods to the end of sentences they'd left them out of. I hate bad grammar.)
Two seats were vacant. They improved dramatically once the lead singer left. The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours. Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race. The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing. I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig. She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable. She always speaks to him in a loud voice. He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker. Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water. I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig. I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert. He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day. Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine. There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled. The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue. I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why. I am my aunt's sister's daughter. The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused. The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use. He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others. He created a pig burger out of beef. His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights. He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty. He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate. The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle. They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food. You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah. People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food. The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her. The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him. She saw the brake lights, but not in time. Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic. Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow. It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired. They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town. He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number. He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears. Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion. She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it. The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him. He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea. She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go.
I don't know if this is the insane ramblings of someone who should be medicated or some really, really far out artistic work. They weren't selling me anything, no links to click, no "donate here" buttons....nothing. Except for this message.
I'm interested in knowing if anyone besides me has received this email. Maybe it's something that's been going around for a while and just got to me. I really do not know what to think about this.
How about you?
(I couldn't help myself and added two periods to the end of sentences they'd left them out of. I hate bad grammar.)