Sorry for partying, Galapagos-edition... (1 Viewer)

[nolaspe]

We may have found @BobE's spirit animal...

This playboy tortoise had so much sex he saved his entire species. Now he's going home

A womanizing tortoise whose rampant sex life may have single-handedly saved his entire species from extinction has retired from his playboy lifestyle, returning to the wild with his mission accompl…

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[Zack Lee]

like a mutant.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

I've always believed that slow and steady wins the race.

 

[Eeyore]

He looks dehydrated

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

He looks dehydrated

Disagree.

It seems he has plenty of fluids in him.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I've always believed that slow and steady wins the race.

i'd still put my money on fast & steady, or even moderately paced & steady