Spanish woman claims ownership of the sun; plans to charge people to use it. (1 Viewer)

[urzombiefood]

ahhhhhhh.....once again the interwebs has entertained me :aduncan:

 

[cdogg]

She has to be related to Gene Simmons.

 

[parlorcitysaint]

I'm a skin cancer survivor (really). Where's my lawyer?

 

[GW93]

Makes as much sense as the Who Dat lawsuit.

 

[2fya]

if i dont pay, will she shut the sun off??

that would be awesome during summer months

 

[BIG E]

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[ROBOT DEATH SQUAD]

"I am not stupid, I know the law."

Yes you are, no you don't

 

[TheBigEasy99]

SIMPSONS DID IT!

 

[Saintman2884]

Please, that's supposed to impress me? What if I told you I was Julius Ceaser, Hannibal, Alexander the Great, Charlemagne, Gen. George Patton in previous lives. All throughout the ages, I've been called many names, under different guises, aliases, but deep down I understood how to connect them all, call it metaphysics, 'psuedo-scientific" reincarnation, I still recall them, a spacial looking-glass self transcending mortality while bordering immortality, as all is so vividly clear presently, always me.


(faint, elongated bugle sounds from "Patton"-inspired monologue)

 

[rob021275]

Just when you thought that -- after startup costs -- solar energy was free....

 

[BHM]

Does she accept PayPal?


Can we convince her to become a US citizen? The tax revenue alone would solve our deficit,

 

[CoolBrees1]

I know my rights.....

 

[BIG E]

If she shuts off the sun, how will poor Al Gore make his Global Warming money?

 

[Sarcastic]

If she shuts off the sun, how will poor Al Gore make his Global Warming money?

If it goes supernova, will Feinberg be chosen to dole out the recovery money?

 

[xpuma20x]

Everytime I think of a great business idea someone beats me to it...

During a drunken session back in my freshman year of college, I told this same idea to my roommate. I'm actually surprised it took this long for someone to try to pull these shenanigans.