Speaking of Florida... (1 Viewer)

[nolaspe]

Someone likes to party...

A Second Grade Teacher Showed Up So Drunk To Work She Couldn

Police arrest suspected drunk substitute teacher in Sanford - Orlando Sentinel

 

[Deacon Blues]

She made a commitment to be there when they needed her, and she kept that commitment.

 

[Bronson]

maybe about that time to just merge all florida news, because just when you think it couldn't get any stupider...

Police: Mom Used Infant to Beat up Man in Daytona Beach - ABC News

An 18-year-old woman has been arrested after police in Florida say she used her infant son to batter her boyfriend.

 

[Bronson]

 

[Goatman Saint]

I love floriduh

 

[T.P.]

Well she is from Florida:
"Deputies said Mila Ellis, 21, of Hialeah, Florida came into the business pretending to be a manager, and began firing employees."


High-speed chase on the Northshore after woman attempts to run over deputy | wwltv.com

 

[Bronson]

Driver Was Praying With Her Eyes Closed | The Smoking Gun

When questioned by Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputy, Abdur-Raqeeb-Sadiq said that she had been praying with her eyes closed as the 2005 Ford hurtled toward the home.

 

[mt15]

Well, God was her co-pilot, right?

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Well, God was her co-pilot, right?

jesus took the wheel and crashed her into that house

 

[nolaspe]

jesus took the wheel and crashed her into that house

That's what happens when people pray to the wrong god when driving, #icelandsmites...

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

That's what happens when people pray to the wrong god when driving, #icelandsmites...

there's a norse god of driving?

 

[BobE]

 

[Krewe of Clyde's]

My brother has lived in Florida for 30 years. Trust me that there are lots more odd things happening that never make the news.

 

[Saint_Ward]

This was months ago!

 

[Heathen Saint]

jesus took the wheel and crashed her into that house

Driver (bloodied and dazed after wrecking into home): "Jesus, you're the worst."

Jesus (beside her in the front seat grinning): "LOL..*sigh*..I know"