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Stupidest lyrics ever?

I am driving home from playing golf today listening to the 60's channel on XM. When I am alone and the mood strikes me I even sing along with some old Beatle's or Stone's tunes.

Well a few minutes ago they played McArthur Park. Are there any dumber lyrics out there? Top this if you can :

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
:covri: :covri:

Someone left the cake out in the rain? :dunno: I mean even if this is a metaphor it has to rank among the worst metaphors ever. And no, I didnt sing along to it. Now if it had been a good mamas and papas tune......
 
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I think this can top it:

(yuuuuuuuuh!!!)

soulja boy tell em

ayy i got this new dance fo yall called tha Soulja Boy

(yuuuuuuuh!!!)

u gotta punch den crank back three times from left 2 right

(aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!)

Soulja Boy up In da hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up In da hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat hoe
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)


Soulja Boy up In da hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Joccin' On dem Hatas Mang
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now Yuuuuuuuuuuh)
I'm Joccin' on yo ***** ***
And If We Get To Fightin
Den im coccin' on yo ***** ***
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
I Got Me Some bathin apes

Soulja Boy up In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat Hoe
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat Hoe
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

I'm Bouncin On Ma Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab

Then He Gon pass to da low
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At Ma Neck
Sayin'this da rubberband man (man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Lean'N To (Lean'N To)
Nope,You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folks, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That **** Was Ugly

Soulja Boy off In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy off In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

im too clean off in dis hoe
Watch me crank it watch me roll
Watch me crank dat roosevelt den supa soak dat hoe(yuuuuuuhhh)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)

im too fresh off in dis *****
Watch me shuffle watch me jig
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Den supaman dat *****(yuuuuuhhhh)
supaman dat *****(supaman dat *****)
supaman dat *****(supaman dat *****)
supaman dat *****(supaman dat *****)
(ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Yuuuuuuuuhhhh)

Soulja Boy up In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

(Yuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh)

(Ahhhhhhhhhh Yuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh)
 

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What happened to that great joke thread about the Democrats?
 

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Someone left the cake out in the rain? :dunno: I mean even if this is a metaphor it has to rank among the worst metaphors ever. And no, I didnt sing along to it. Now if it had been a good mamas and papas tune......


lol st dude...aww c'mon now. Donna Summer's version of MacArthur's Park is some serious goodness. I absolutely love that song, but I agree the lyrics are pretty insane. :hihi:


Tillage,

I hate this Soulja Boy nonsense, but that video of the mom dancing to one of his songs is hilarious. The old lady's got skills!! :strawb:
 

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This ain't a city, It's a golf cart , a** face

I am an arms dealer
itting you with weapons in the form of words
And dont really care which side wins
As long as the room keeps singing thats just the business Im in

I wrote the gospel on giving up
(You look pretty sinking)
But the real bombshells have already sunk
(Prima-donnas of the gutter)
At night we're painting your trash gold while you sleep
Crashing not like hips or cars,


Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

No, more like p-p-p-parties

Why don't you show me a little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love

Am I more than you bargained for yet?
Oh!I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cork it and pull it

I think that's an
/end thread
They truly are the poets of the newest musical generation.
 

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This ain't a city, It's a golf cart , a** face

I am an arms dealer
itting you with weapons in the form of words
And dont really care which side wins
As long as the room keeps singing thats just the business Im in

I wrote the gospel on giving up
(You look pretty sinking)
But the real bombshells have already sunk
(Prima-donnas of the gutter)
At night we're painting your trash gold while you sleep
Crashing not like hips or cars,


Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

No, more like p-p-p-parties

Why don't you show me a little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love

Am I more than you bargained for yet?
Oh!I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cork it and pull it

I think that's an
/end thread
They truly are the poets of the newest musical generation.
While I agree Fall Out Boy is the worst band to ever become popular, I have to correct that first line. It really goes "This ain't a scene, it's a god **** arms race."
 

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