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"The Auburn Hillbillies" (sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to a story about a kid named Cam,
A liar and a thief, but Auburn didn't give a damn
Then one day he got paid to play the game
And out of nowhere the investigators came
NCAA that is, judge and jury, Committee on Infractions
Well the first thing you know Auburn decides to go "all in"
Cheating didn't matter just as long as we can win
Glendale, Arizona is the place we want to be
So we threw out the rulebook and called ourselves "family"
The Auburn family that is, yes we cam, "lean on me"
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Cam and all our wins
He'll play in the NFL with that same s.h.i.t. eatin' grin
How in the world could we have been such fools,
Now we have to pick up the pieces of what's left of our school
Sanctions that is, reduced scholarships, bowl bans
We'll be back now y'hear?
Come and listen to a story about a kid named Cam,
A liar and a thief, but Auburn didn't give a damn
Then one day he got paid to play the game
And out of nowhere the investigators came
NCAA that is, judge and jury, Committee on Infractions
Well the first thing you know Auburn decides to go "all in"
Cheating didn't matter just as long as we can win
Glendale, Arizona is the place we want to be
So we threw out the rulebook and called ourselves "family"
The Auburn family that is, yes we cam, "lean on me"
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Cam and all our wins
He'll play in the NFL with that same s.h.i.t. eatin' grin
How in the world could we have been such fools,
Now we have to pick up the pieces of what's left of our school
Sanctions that is, reduced scholarships, bowl bans
We'll be back now y'hear?