The dude abides (1 Viewer)

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Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
 
Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
 
You want a toe? I can get you a toe. ******* amateurs.
 
Let me tell u something pendejo you pull that crazy **** with me flash out or pull ur peice out on the lanes ill take it away from u stick it up ur *** and pull thee ******* trigger till it goes click........Jesus....You said it mon nobody ***** with the Jesus.......................8 year olds dude
 
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
 

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