The Good Morning/Good Night Thread (1 Viewer)

[CapitalCitySaint]

do you give a selection choices on how you die?

1. Be drowned at Bird Rock Beach after smoking all the weed your heart desires
2. Throw you over the fence of the gorilla exhibit at the zoo
3. Dump you over the border in TJ to our friends in the cartel.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

1. Be drowned at Bird Rock Beach after smoking all the weed your heart desires
2. Throw you over the fence of the gorilla exhibit at the zoo
3. Dump you over the border in TJ to our friends in the cartel.

I love the slogan but I think you may need a campaign manager.

The gorilla exhibit idea really scares me because there is a strong possibility of death by violation.

I don't want to go out that way.

 

[Dago]

1. Be drowned at Bird Rock Beach after smoking all the weed your heart desires
2. Throw you over the fence of the gorilla exhibit at the zoo
3. Dump you over the border in TJ to our friends in the cartel.

can I smoke a sheetload of weed and then go over the fence of the gorilla exhibit?

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

can I smoke a shirtload of weed and then go over the fence of the gorilla exhibit?

Take one for the team, Dago.

Take one for the team.

 

[0rion]

I might go to jail soon. If this mother &^$%#@!)**& cough doesn't go away, I'm going to kill.

I had the same thing last winter. I coughed for months...so much I was sore from coughing. There's a thread on here somewhere. Went to my family doc twice with zero help. Finally saw a lung guy after being worried sick I had cancer or something. Gave me some Prednisone and an arnuity inhaler....bam...instantly better. He called it allergic asthma.

 

[Dago]

Take one for the team, Dago.

Take one for the team.

If my death can bring happiness to a captive animal, then it is worth it

On the other hand, they could get me stone out of my mind and throw me into the lions exhibit. The lions get a well marinated meal plus some htc edibles

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

If my death can bring happiness to a captive animal, then it is worth it

On the other hand, they could get me stone out of my mind and throw me into the lions exhibit. The lions get a well marinated meal plus some htc edibles

Human pot brownies.

Now that's an idea we can sell.

CCS is lucky to have us on this campaign.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

can I smoke a shirtload of weed and then go over the fence of the gorilla exhibit?

Yes. Just know that the video footage will be posted into some kind of pole thread on EE

 

[Dago]

Yes. Just know that the video footage will be posted into some kind of pole thread on EE

so what is the down side?

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

between how I feel today and watching the instagram video of Tim Tebow feeding his dog for the last time before putting him down, I am pretty much ready for a mercy killing

Here's an awesome gif to cheer you up.

 

[Dago]

Here's an awesome gif to cheer you up.

I might have chuckled if the birds carried her off

 

[Madmarsha]

I might go to jail soon. If this mother &^$%#@!)**& cough doesn't go away, I'm going to kill.

Don't. Your cough will get WAY worse in jail.

 

[Madmarsha]

Here's an awesome gif to cheer you up.

OMG. I wonder what that bird's thinking.

 

[Madmarsha]

fork me, fork this life, fork all of you

Dayum, somebody pee in your wheaties this morning?

 

[Madmarsha]

I went to the witch doctor yesterday.

Which doctor?

Lawd, I crack myself up.