The name Breesus (1 Viewer)

Ok, Ok... here goes (Its all in good fun)

Brees = Breesus - performs miracles and apparently can walk on water.
SP = god the Phather - makes all the calls, breesus follows his will.
GW = Woly spirit - came down and lit a fire in everyone.
Saints players = obviously they are the Saints.
Saints fans = choir of Fangels - gather at the dome to sing their praise.

Ok that was lame, but I'm done.
I am a Drewciple
 
Moses, Breesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.

Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Breesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Breesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.

The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the same pond. On the way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out over the water, onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passes over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.

Moses then turned to Breesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
 
Speaking of Breesus, I'm going to go to a mini Halloween party tomorrow night as Drew Brees. (its simple)

Anyone have suggestions for birthmarks ? I have to get that bad boy looking polished. Also help on how to get my hair all nasty like Brees after a practice or game would be useful. (I don't sweat so that is out of the question)
 
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This thread has inspired me to write a haiku:

O holy savior
Blessed art thou amongst fans
Breesus be thy name

:hihi:
 

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