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[buzd]

I often wonder how dudes who watch porn approach situations where they see their mom and sister, um, performing.

fixt

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

This post reminds me of my ‘Most Embarrassing Moment’[tm] in life so far… maybe one day I’ll get up the courage to write about it on SaintsReport.

If you don’t, we will

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Several years ago while living in Ca. i met an attractive woman.. The circumstances under which we met make for kind of a long story, and I'll spare you the details except to tell you the worst part: Within a conversation of about ten minutes, when we first met, I must've said to her three or four times, "Gosh- you look so familiar; have we met before??" or "Did we go to high school together??" or "Hey- did you used to do the weather on Channel 11??" or different variations of that question... She sort of played it down and tried to steer the conversation to other things, but I couldn't get over the feeling that I knew her from somewhere... Only later did I find out that she was, in fact............ a porn star by the name of Jelena Jensen.







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Dear SaintsReport Forum,
I used to think all your stories were fake, until one day…

 

[baarbogast]

Dear SaintsReport Forum,
I used to think all your stories were fake, until one day…

I read a story in Penthouse forums that started out like that.

 

[Bill]

God doesn’t watch football; Satan does. If it was the other way around, the 2017 thru 2020 postseasons would have had a much different outcome.

 

[Complex Kid]

Say...how was your Thursday evening baseball viewing?

Mine was pretty awesome.

Hope yours was too.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

 

[rail]

I'd easily shirt my pants here.

 

[superchuck500]

 

[Zack Lee]

I'd easily shirt my pants here.

so freaking awesome!

 

[GeauxWhoDats]

Please let it be Russians funded by Twitter. This would give us tons of drama to follow.

 

[GeauxWhoDats]

To boldly go where no man has gone before, again.

 

[Paul]

I'd easily shirt my pants here.

Good morning. I am a killer whale and just want to put you on notice that should I ever decide to hunt you, you ain’t getting away. As you can see, I’m just as fast or faster than your stupid lil boat; hell, I’m doing tricks in the water and still swimming right next to you. See you around, kid.

 

[buzd]

Please let it be Russians funded by Twitter. This would give us tons of drama to follow.