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You can't buy the good stuff in Florida. You need to go to Alabama for the whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser
I kinda like honkey lighters. Got a nice ring to it.