The Second Coming of Shark Jesus (1 Viewer)

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New research and events are suggesting that it may be more common than originally thought. In fact, this is the second time in a year an aquarium has reported a case of shark parthenogenesis (hence the “second coming”).
Last year, a US zoo reported the virgin birth of a hammerhead shark pup. In that case however, the pup was killed by a stingray before it could be removed from the tank.
So the first one was taken out by something with a barbed tail. :scratch:
 

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I for one welcome our new aquatic overlords.
 

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It is time to choose people:

Either a) declare your devotion to your new Lord and Savior or
b) begin your boycott of all things acquatic, including but not limited to learning about sharks. Don't forget that you must hold your children out of school on such days, so as to prevent the government from filling their heads with anti-Christian nonsense.
 

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