The "try your hand at pessimism" thread (1 Viewer)

Defense is still atrocious until proven otherwise.

Will be be able to beat the Rams twice? Because it's looking more and more like we'll have to face them again eventually.
 
Wow. What an awful game if you're a pessimi....ahem...realist. And that coming off of trouncing the team once thought to be the Greatest Show in a Kinda Empty Stadium. Times are tough for our local realists so let's try and have some fun. This is the thread where you can bring your realism mockery, your brutal hyperbole, your most absurd of negative outlooks about a great time to be a fan. And it'll help pass the time as we await a really bad Cowboys team that shouldn't be making anyone nervous.

I'll start:

Dude. Brees only throwing for 265 yards. Not gonna win many games like that. We need more from him.

Brees had 3 incompletions, what a bum.
 
I’m not sure why Apple stumbled into a face plant instead of juking that last Bengals player and getting the pick six. He embarrassed himself.
 
Brees is only 6'0 and he is now 39 going on 40. He will never amount to being a true quarterback in this league.. what a bust.

we have yet to score a point on the Eagles defense. They look pretty good so far.
This made me laugh out loud. Good one.
 
I get the gist of the thread, and surely, who doesn't enjoy his team thrashing another... but the Bengals were not as good a team than their 5-3 record, and have a number of key injuries, including their biggest offensive threat.

There also seems to be a bit of a double standard going on here. Gregg Williams in the 2011 playoffs didn't get the pass for how the 2011 playoff run ended the way Allen got for how last year's playoffs ended.

...anyway, as you where.

Whoa! Hold on.

This is for previous unreal people to try their hand at broadening their dank abysmal horizons by dipping their toes in the oily waters of pessimism. They are not ready for master classes.

Baby steps.
 
Only put up 51 points, against a team that’s on their way to being the worst defense of all time??? How in the world do we have the highest scoring offense??? Should’ve scored 100 easily
 
All those points, sacks, yardage, efficiency, and dominance and all we get is one win in the W/L column.
 
We didn't even score the most points in the league last week. #1 offense by butt........
 
Wow. What an awful game if you're a pessimi....ahem...realist.

This is a great idea for a thread topic, but it pales in comparison to the pessimism seen in any given Gameday thread. I couldn't help but to read the stuff being posted in the gameday thread of the Falcons forum when the Saints were playing them in Atlanta earlier this year. Once the Saints started to assert their will on the Falcons particularly in the run game, one frustrated poster there wrote, "Tackle somebody, you bunch of trannies!"
I immediately started laughing uncontrollably. Heck, I'm still laughing now! :smilielol:

You just can't beat a Gameday thread for pessimism and comedy. Just remember never to take what is said too seriously.
 
How can the Saints expect to win the NBA title or even make the NBA finals averaging less than 37 points per game?
 
We have the best offensive line yet drew still threw an interception this year, he is trash. Get Tom savage back asap if we want to win the superbowl.
 

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