GhostFace
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I work with a lot of Saints haters who have been giving me grief for a long time. I am talking about people who approach a conversation as if they are "fans" but really just want to tell me negative things, make jokes at the Saints expense and basically do what I call "dry hating." Now they are slowly trying to get on the bandwagon, buddy up with me, and appear positive. Some people who talk about football all off season suddenly don't speak about football any more. It is so awesome. The real Saints fans all know who we are and we all know who the secret haters are. First, there is no room on my Saints bus. Those tickets sold out a few years ago and no one is allowed on but those who are legit fans. Secondly, I have been cool so far and generally just excited but if we beat the Giants I am going to make those haters hate me. I am about to shift gears into pure cockiness and trash talking. How can Cowboys fans even exist in La unless you moved from Texas? I hate these dudes and I am going to make them pay for the verbal torment they have given my crew of work fans. Kool Aid hearts scared to commit emotion to a struggling franchise and now they want in. Sorry guys, not only is the bus full, but I am about to run you over with it, back up and run you over again. I might even peel out on your pride.