You ain't lived here long enough. On my first stint in Houston, I worked at a cajun restaurant at Kirby and 59 that was owned by a lady from Alexandria, and we did great crawfish there. Even had a couple of outdoor patios. Great food and great atmosphere.
Unfortunately, after I left, the place later shut down. But I'm sure that was just a coincidence.
Or you left once you'd finished looting the place and fleecing that poor lady of everything she had.