Things you have absolutely NEVER said. (1 Viewer)

[Taurus]

Plucking that nose hair felt so damn good!

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

wow....it took me WAY too long to realize you meant 'cite'

and I am not saying that to be a spelling notsee....that is strictly my stupidity

Why not both?

 

[Dago]

Why not both?

because I know that you are aware of how to spell the word and it was either autocorrect or a typo plus the context should have been obvious

 

[Dago]

"Why yes, I am happy being in your friend zone"

 

[Bill]

Hand me that piano.

 

[superchuck500]

I’m gonna Facebook friend this person I just met and talked to once.

 

[gboudx]

Anything "28-3" has gotten old and needs to stop.

 

[Cage1]

Not tonight. I have a headache

 

[Infoman]

Wow honey, that really does make you look fat...

 

[Charlie Brizzown]

I only eat real nachos.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

Why, yes, I will take the $19.99 extended warranty on this $9.99 set of earbuds.

 

[Infoman]

I wish she had smaller breasts...

 

[FL_Saint]

I don't care if it's illegal. When it's coming down so hard that you're slowed to 30mph on I-10 just to be able to see, I appreciate the guy in front with his hazard lights on. It really helps make cars more visible during bad storms. Now with a regular downfall, I'd be happy enough if people would just turn their forking lights on.

If I am in a downpour, the only time I should see flashers is if there is a disabled vehicle on that road. If someone doesn't feel comfortable driving in a downpour, they they shouldn't drive in it.
People driving with flashers when it is raining is insanely asinine and dangerous, which is why it is illegal.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

If I am in a downpour, the only time I should see flashers is if there is a disabled vehicle on that road. If someone doesn't feel comfortable driving in a downpour, they they shouldn't drive in it.
People driving with flashers when it is raining is insanely asinine and dangerous, which is why it is illegal.

yea i had that happen twice in NC - just sheeting rain, all you could really see was lights
not being able to distinguish between parked flashing lights and 30mph flashing lights almost caused several wrecks

 

[Dago]

I'm really looking forward to seeing that new Hugh Grant movie