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You're a mean one, Mr. G'dell
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. G'dell,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. G'dell,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. G'dell,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. G'dell,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. G'dell,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. G'dell,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. G'dell,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. G'dell,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. G'dell,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. G'dell,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. G'dell,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
 

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Someone's been spending too much time reading Dr Suess to the grandkids.


JUst kidding:9:
 

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