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[Tony The Fish]

LONDON, March 3 (UPI) -- A construction worker refurbishing offices at a London hospital has been fired after a security guard reported finding him having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/03/03/worker_fired_for_sex_with_vacuum/2514/

 

[SoonerJim]

This is a true story. When I was on Urology rotation, a patient was admitted with massive lacerations to his penis. We discovered through history that a vacuum cleaner was the culprit. A young female classmate of mine, sheltered as the day was long, couldn't figure out how that could have happened. After we described the particulars, she explained she couldn't imagine the scenario because she owned an upright.

 

[Thorin]

...because she owned an upright.

 

[primadox]

After we described the particulars, she explained she couldn't imagine the scenario because she owned an upright.

Oh, my, thank you for the best laugh I've had in days...:rofl:

 

[TDH]

I own an upright too.. but it has tools attachment.

 

[Thorin]

I own an upright too.. but it has tools attachment.

Well......that's.........good.........I.........guess.....

 

[TPS]

I actually had a dream that I hit a vacuum once while sitting in the front seat of my car. While I never could figure it out, I'm assuming it wasn't God's way of telling me to go to Egypt and warn their king about 7 years of feast followed by 7 years of famine.

TPS

 

[gboudx]

I actually had a dream that I hit a vacuum once while sitting in the front seat of my car. While I never could figure it out, I'm assuming it wasn't God's way of telling me to go to Egypt and warn their king about 7 years of feast followed by 7 years of famine.

TPS

But if it was, how will you live with yourself knowing you could've spared thousands from insufferable death?

 

[TPS]

>>But if it was, how will you live with yourself knowing you could've spared thousands from insufferable death?

They got orecked.

TPS

 

[CT Saints Fan]

>>But if it was, how will you live with yourself knowing you could've spared thousands from insufferable death?

They got orecked.

TPS

Orecked? True to TPS style, your fantasy still had a New Orleans flavor.

 

[neworleanshoo]

at least he's tidy