TIL: Today I Learned... (29 Viewers)

[Madmarsha]

Yeah, sorry about that.

I didn't know it was you, but I knew it was somebody here.

 

[Tapxe]

 

[Tapxe]

Just how much money do you need to hire people to live in cave or garden for ya?

 

[Tapxe]

 

[Tapxe]

 

[Tapxe]

 

[sonicboom]

Today I learned, I can't fool myself into thinking yard work is fun. The only benefit it has is keeping your home looking good, and you do get some exercise.

 

[soupcan dan]

1,458 is truly the number of licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

 

[bigdaddysaints]

wouldn't that number change with each individual? not everyone licks the same..

 

[faceman]

TIL why Disney World has no mosquito problem.

This Is Why You Never See Mosquitoes at Disney World

How is it that this theme park, in the middle of swampy Florida, seems to be free of mosquitoes? Why are there no mosquitoes at Disney World?

www.rd.com

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

wouldn't that number change with each individual? not everyone licks the same..

twss

mood and alcohol are also factors

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

twss

mood and alcohol are also factors

Being stoned is another one, can dry your mouth out which would affect the licks.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Being stoned is another one, can dry your mouth out which would affect the licks.

I didn’t mean factors for me - I’ll keep licking

 

[Paul]

TIL: my 16-year old daughter has boobs.
“Well Paul, how did you learn this?”
“Well guys, I’m glad that you asked. It kinda frees me up to tell you.”

So apparently, daughters grow up from being the little teeny-weeny, cute and cuddly, baby girls that you hold in the palm of your hand - to young women. Apparently, this deal comes with women-parts. And also, I’m obviously blind because my daughter, my little baby girl, has women parts. And today, my wife was called into work so here I am at a foreign place called “Bra Genie”, where my daughter is being sized for new bras that are apparently going to cost me more than her current high school tuition. Also, there have been old bras and boobs in the mix since age 12, WTH. The ladies in here are nice though. Even told me that I don’t look old enough to have a 16 year old. And I’m like sure lady, you’re just happy that I’m about to empty my wallet.

Yeah, just go ahead and kill me now.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

TIL: my 16-year old daughter has boobs.
“Well Paul, how did you learn this?”
“Well guys, I’m glad that you asked. It kinda frees me up to tell you.”

So apparently, daughters grow up from being the little teeny-weeny, cute and cuddly, baby girls that you hold in the palm of your hand - to young women. Apparently, this deal comes with women-parts. And also, I’m obviously blind because my daughter, my little baby girl, has women parts. And today, my wife was called into work so here I am at a foreign place called “Bra Genie”, where my daughter is being sized for new bras that are apparently going to cost me more than her current high school tuition. Also, there have been old bras and boobs in the mix since age 12, WTH. The ladies in here are nice though. Even told me that I don’t look old enough to have a 16 year old. And I’m like sure lady, you’re just happy that I’m about to empty my wallet.

Yeah, just go ahead and kill me now.

Nono, there is torturing to be done
killing you would be a mercy