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Belching shirtless woman says deputy is

“You are the sexiest thing I’ve seen, I’m going to (engage in a highly sexual act with you),” Schmude, of Stuart, is quoted as telling the deputy.

She started biting her lower lip, moaning and staring at the deputy while thrusting her hand in an area where hands are not typically thrust in public.

“This act took place at least three times,” the affidavit states.
It’s unclear whether the deputy is sexy.
 

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Is "typical" hand to area thrusting really what we're about as a nation?
We must make room for, even celebrate, atypical hand to area thrusting
 

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She looks a bit methy.
She actually has an instagram account. Unless she suddenly went down the deep edge, I'd say she just looks like a mess, because she was super drunk and maybe out in the sun.

It's just a really bad mug shot.
 

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