Toilet Paper Rolls (1 Viewer)

[0rion]

I have been going back and forth about this the last few weeks now. I want it I'm just worried it'll be too much, or too over the top..

Too much toilet paper? Said no one ever.

 

[0rion]

I get nervous when I'm down at 6 mega rolls.

Accurate representation of the amount of TP women use......

 

[Madmarsha]

Accurate representation of the amount of TP women use......

Boys are dirty.

 

[amused]

Stay classy, EE.

And toilet paper should be pulled from the bottom (shut up, Guido).

No.

 

[LAhotsauce]

100% this

Just a few weeks ago I was went out for lunch and asked for medium drink

They handed me this ginormous cup and I said 'I asked for a medium'

To which she replied 'that IS a medium'

I held up the cup and said 'THIS is a medium?! When I was a kid this was a Big Gulp!'

I just went through this exact same scenario with Smoothie King. I swear their mediums are what used to be large.


As for the rest of you grunting cave people, get a Bidet and/or use flushable wet wipes why dont ya. That way you dont need double rolls of any thing.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

No.

That was 1891.

Get with the times.

 

[bigdaddysaints]

that's just the patent for the roll.
but the patent for the holder is this one.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

that's just the patent for the roll.
but the patent for the holder is this one.

I shouldn't have to reach towards the back for the paper or spin the roll like a gerbil.

 

[zeetes]

that's just the patent for the roll.
but the patent for the holder is this one.

yeah, but he was just riding the coattails of the other dude and tried to play it off by putting the roll on incorrectly.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Boys are dirty.

Girls are dirtier. I've cleaned the bathrooms at two different places of work so I know for a fact women are worse. They're too afraid to sit on the seat so they hover and then it goes everywhere.

 

[zeetes]

Girls are dirtier. I've cleaned the bathrooms at two different places of work so I know for a fact women are worse. They're too afraid to sit on the seat so they hover and then it goes everywhere.

i've never had a company wide, mandated, email requiring docusign, that was regarding the disgusting use of the male restrooms on the third floor. the female one had a daily dose of poopy on the floor and pee everywhere. the sheet bandit.

it got to the point where the night cleaners refused to go in there anymore.

my wife had a similar notice at her work, though no forced acknowledgement of the email. they had trustees, so those poor convicted felons did not deserve that punishment.

 

[Zack Lee]

When is somebody going to invent the Taco Bell Role. They could even do them scented like the KFC logs. Both by Yum! Brands after all.

 

[bclemms]

i've never had a company wide, mandated, email requiring docusign, that was regarding the disgusting use of the male restrooms on the third floor. the female one had a daily dose of poopy on the floor and pee everywhere. the shirt bandit.

it got to the point where the night cleaners refused to go in there anymore.

my wife had a similar notice at her work, though no forced acknowledgement of the email. they had trustees, so those poor convicted felons did not deserve that punishment.

Toxic female privilege at work. There's nothing worse than working in a raging estrogen environment.

 

[black_floyd]

I just nail a throw pillow to the wall near the toilet and drag my arse across it a few times. Y'all are complicating this entire matter.

 

[Booker]

When is somebody going to invent the Taco Bell Role. They could even do them scented like the KFC logs. Both by Yum! Brands after all.