US to parachute tylenol-laced mice into Guam - you can't make this stuff up (1 Viewer)

[bonnjer]

Kinda reminds me of the story about parachuting cats in Borneo.

PARACHUTING CATS AND CRUSHED EGGS The Controversy Over the Use of DDT to Control Malaria

 

[El Caliente]

Sadly, this how your concerns would be portrayed in this political climate.

El Caliente is in favor of brown tree snakes. El Caliente thinks getting rid of brown tree snakes is an example of frivolous spending by the government. El Caliente wants us to be marred in this epidemic of brown tree snakes. Ask yourself, is that someone you want in office? Someone that is a friend to the deadly brown tree snake?

paidforbythecommitteetonotelectElCaliente.

I guess i should have put the customary to let some people know I was joking.

 

[El Caliente]

Suddenly I can't stand El Caliente.

Me neither. I say we vote him out of office before he starts legalizing even more bestiality.

 

[Bayouman007]

they want to get rid of their built in excuse for power outtages? interesting lol.

 

[BIG E]

 

[MrVoodoo]

I hope that when they get rid of all those snakes, it won't put the island out of balance and increase the risk of it tipping over and capsizing.

snopes.com: Guam Tipping Point

The best part of that whole conversation was the fact that you know the guy wants to stand up, quietly walk over, slap the hell out of the senator, walk back - sit down, and ask "Sir any more stupid questions?"

 

[Galbreath34]

What about the cats??

I don't think the snakes would eat them as readily.

 

[superchuck500]

I'm not really sure why - but I like it. Thumbs up.