What's the strangest place you ever woke up after a night of boozing? (1 Viewer)

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Curled up, on top of a Coke machine in the dayroom at the barracks. Don't know how I got back from the bar. Don't know why I didn't go to my room.
 
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D-Day, you need some AA meetings or at least some body to patrol you while you get boozed up or severely hammered on alcohol
BTW When did this incident happen?
 

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behind a dumpster on N. Carrollton and Bienville. :17:
 

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At my best friends grandmothers house, laying in her shower butt naked with the shower running. Dont know how I got there, dont know how I got naked, dont know how the shower got turned on, and lucky I didnt drown in it cuz evidently I had been in there passed out for a while. I woke up with her looking down at my drunk, wet, naked body asking me what was going on.
 

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I was out drinking last night in Midtown; I don't remember leaving the bar, the next thing I remember was being under an elevated train. I was like where the **** am I? When I see elevated train platforms I think Queens. Sure enough I was in Astoria. I flag down a cab and tell him to bring my a** to Brooklyn. He was giving me hard time, didn't' want to bring me, but I was like "It says' NYC Taxi on your cab, bring me to Brooklyn" after enough sarcasm and wit on my part he took me.

I have no idea how I ended up in Astoria, my guess is that I caught the N or R train going the wrong direction, but I don't remember catching the subway; I have no idea. I do remember I was talking up a girl at the bar and that she was all over me and we made out and stuff, but I didn't get her number! Damn, too bad too, cause she was cute. Oh well, next time, live and learn!
 

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behind a dumpster on N. Carrollton and Bienville. :17:

I hope it wasn't the K-Jean Seafood dumpster! Mmm, rotting seafood smell. That's my hood, love that neighborhood. How I miss China Imperial right across the street. Best Fried Rice Ever.
 

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i woke up nude in the back of a pickup. 3 policemen around me. it was a krystals parking lot
 

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Concrete outside the cotten bowl, but I found that asphault at the Casino was softer...

Under any old tree will do.. Just make sure your butt is above the water

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On the concrete porch in my back yard, with a ski coat draped over my.
 

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My friends found me in the gutter along a street in Okinawa. My GF at the time who is now my wife was in the bar next to were I was. My friends asked her why she didn't get me inside and it was b/c she couldn't lift me or get me to move. I'm 220 now, but back then I was about 200 and she was 98lbs.

I used to drink a lot of Soju in Korea or whenever I could get it brought to me in Okinawa. The worst thing about Soju is that it creeps up on you and you black out, but still function for a few hours. There is a lot of formaldahide* in Soju so the memory loss is really bad. I have entire TDYs to Korea that I don't remember b/c I drank Soju every night.

In response to the OP, many places. Too many to list and if it was a night of drinking Soju I usually woke up naked.
 

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Asleep under my car outside our seasonal rental after a huge night out in Ocean City, Md in Summer, 1980. Given that my car was a '71 Camaro, getting underneath must have been no mean feat. I wonder if it rained?
 

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