What's the strangest place you ever woke up after a night of boozing? (1 Viewer)

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Curled up, on top of a Coke machine in the dayroom at the barracks. Don't know how I got back from the bar. Don't know why I didn't go to my room.
 
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D-Day, you need some AA meetings or at least some body to patrol you while you get boozed up or severely hammered on alcohol
BTW When did this incident happen?
 
At my best friends grandmothers house, laying in her shower butt naked with the shower running. Dont know how I got there, dont know how I got naked, dont know how the shower got turned on, and lucky I didnt drown in it cuz evidently I had been in there passed out for a while. I woke up with her looking down at my drunk, wet, naked body asking me what was going on.
 
I was out drinking last night in Midtown; I don't remember leaving the bar, the next thing I remember was being under an elevated train. I was like where the **** am I? When I see elevated train platforms I think Queens. Sure enough I was in Astoria. I flag down a cab and tell him to bring my a** to Brooklyn. He was giving me hard time, didn't' want to bring me, but I was like "It says' NYC Taxi on your cab, bring me to Brooklyn" after enough sarcasm and wit on my part he took me.

I have no idea how I ended up in Astoria, my guess is that I caught the N or R train going the wrong direction, but I don't remember catching the subway; I have no idea. I do remember I was talking up a girl at the bar and that she was all over me and we made out and stuff, but I didn't get her number! Damn, too bad too, cause she was cute. Oh well, next time, live and learn!
 
behind a dumpster on N. Carrollton and Bienville. :17:

I hope it wasn't the K-Jean Seafood dumpster! Mmm, rotting seafood smell. That's my hood, love that neighborhood. How I miss China Imperial right across the street. Best Fried Rice Ever.
 
i woke up nude in the back of a pickup. 3 policemen around me. it was a krystals parking lot
 
Concrete outside the cotten bowl, but I found that asphault at the Casino was softer...

Under any old tree will do.. Just make sure your butt is above the water

Joe
 
My friends found me in the gutter along a street in Okinawa. My GF at the time who is now my wife was in the bar next to were I was. My friends asked her why she didn't get me inside and it was b/c she couldn't lift me or get me to move. I'm 220 now, but back then I was about 200 and she was 98lbs.

I used to drink a lot of Soju in Korea or whenever I could get it brought to me in Okinawa. The worst thing about Soju is that it creeps up on you and you black out, but still function for a few hours. There is a lot of formaldahide* in Soju so the memory loss is really bad. I have entire TDYs to Korea that I don't remember b/c I drank Soju every night.

In response to the OP, many places. Too many to list and if it was a night of drinking Soju I usually woke up naked.
 
Asleep under my car outside our seasonal rental after a huge night out in Ocean City, Md in Summer, 1980. Given that my car was a '71 Camaro, getting underneath must have been no mean feat. I wonder if it rained?
 

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