Where's all the good Bush vs. Gore comedy? (1 Viewer)

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:shrug:

Since we ain't got to deal with "hanging" Chad Johnson this week, I'm thinking the President might get a legitimate win.

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The only recount Gore will get, is asking to have the score double checked...as it will turn over so many times it will say 00 on the board.
 

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Gore will get more yards....but Bush will win.
 

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Gore will get more yards....but Bush will win.
And the performances will be dbated for weeks after the actual event, supporters on both sides fail to come to a conclusion as to who deserves the upper hand. It's going to hold the entire country in limbo. Mass chaos, anarchy. But alas........in the end, gore will be forced to admit defeat.
 

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Gore will be advocating Global Warming with Ben-Gay on his aching muscles after Hollis Thomas gets thru with him.
And Bush will NOT pull the Saints troops out of the SF red zone!
sorry, best I could come up with!:)
 
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I'm thinking Gore's going to win the rushing battle pretty handliy. But thanks to Florida Secretary of State and Elections Commissioner Katherine Harris-Brees, and thanks to a handpicked Supreme Coaching Staff, Bush wins the war for the Saints.

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I figure the real comedy will come after the game when we look at the final score and the stats! While I'm certain Reggie will get more rushing yards than Gore but I would be interested in a wager on "all purpose yards" for Reggie vs. Gore's totals!

There may also be an opportunity for some laughs when #25 takes off on a nice TD Punt Return!

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After running into the line for moderate yardage all afternoon, Bush reverses field twice in the 4th quarter and breaks off two 30 yard TD runs around the outside. When asked after the game about his insistence before the game to "Stay the course following his blockers" but clearly not doing it in the 4th, Reggie calmly replies, "We were never about 'Stay the Course'."

Bush says Shock and Awe part of initial strategy with theRock, followed by winning hearts and minds of the bewildered Niners.

When asked about the winning the ground war, Payton says, 6 days, 6 weeks, I doubt 6 months.

After a flood of torrential passing yardage by a hot Brees Sunday in New Orleans, Bush shows up 7 days later in Dallas to offer support and commitment.

Bush says after the game in regards to the Niners run blitzes, "Fool me once, shame on me... Fool me...can't get fooled again."

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