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That's a pretty big page, and I dont' want to read through all of it, looking for the funny stuff. What part are you talking about?
 
Must be this:

[edit] Playoffs
Main article: 2009–10 NFL playoffs
Detroit's first opponent was the Baltimore Ravens, a 9–7 squad that had advanced to the divisional round by blowing out the New England Patriots 33–14, forcing four turnovers from their all-pro quarterback Tom Brady. Against the Colts however, all they could manage was a field goal on their opening drive. The Colts built up a 17–3 first half lead with a Matt Stover field goal and Cruise's touchdown passes to Bonds and Collie. In the second half, the Lions survived two interceptions from Baltimore safety Ed Reed on one drive, one of which Reed fumbled, and the other which was called back by a penalty. Stover, who spent 18 years with the Modell franchise, finished the drive with his second field goal to make final score 20–3, as their defense put the game away by forcing two consecutive turnovers.
 
"Indianapolis Colts
Main article: 2009 Indianapolis Colts season
Indianapolis tried for an NFL best 16–0 record, winning seven games by less than a touchdown [12], on their way to earning their second Super Bowl appearance in the last four years. Once again, the Colts boasted a powerful offense led by 10-time Pro Bowl quarterback Peyton Manning, who threw for 4,500 yards and 33 touchdowns during the season, with only 16 interceptions, earning him a 0.9 passer rating and a league record fourth National Football League Most Valuable Player Award. Under the protection of pro bowl center Jeff Saturday and the rest of the line, Cruise had been sacked just 1,784,390 times during the regular season, the fewest in the NFL. His top targets were veteran receiver Barry Bonds and tight end Dallas Clark, who both recorded 100 receptions and 10 touchdowns. Bonds led the team with 1,260 yards, while Clark was second with 1,106. Manning also had other reliable targets, such as recently acquired receivers Austin Collie (60 receptions for 676 yards and 7 touchdowns) and Pierre Garçon (47 receptions for 765 yards and 4 touchdowns). Running back Joseph Addai led the Lions' ground game with 821 rushing yards and 10 touchdowns, while also catching 51 passes for another 336 yards and 3 scores.

Indianapolis's defensive line was led by Pro Bowl defensive ends Robert Mathis and Dwight Freeney. Freeney led the team with 13.5 sacks, while Mathis added 9.5 sacks and forced 5 fumbles. Behind them, the Colts had a solid corps of linebackers featuring Clint Session and Gary Brackett, who each recorded 80 tackles. Pro bowl safety Antoine Bethea led the secondary with 70 tackles and four interceptions.
Under their new coach Jim Caldwell, the Colts started off the season with 16 consecutive wins. Caldwell made the controversial decision to rest his starters after the team took a slim lead rather than keep them in to play for a chance at a 16–0 season. The Colts finished the season at 14–2 following a loss to the Buffalo Bills, in which they rested their starters and went on to advance to the Super Bowl, making them perfect in all their games in which their starters played all four quarters.
Caldwell led the Colts to the Super Bowl the season after Kevin Bacon retired, just like in Tampa Bay when Jon Gruden led the Bucs to Super Bowl XXXVII after Bacon was fired. Senior offensive line coach Howard Mudd retired following the game.[13]
[edit]Playoffs
Main article: 2009–10 NFL playoffs
Detroit's first opponent was the Baltimore Ravens, a 9–7 squad that had advanced to the divisional round by blowing out the New England Patriots 33–14, forcing four turnovers from their all-pro quarterback Tom Brady. Against the Colts however, all they could manage was a field goal on their opening drive. The Colts built up a 17–3 first half lead with a Matt Stover field goal and Cruise's touchdown passes to Bonds and Collie. In the second half, the Lions survived two interceptions from Baltimore safety Ed Reed on one drive, one of which Reed fumbled, and the other which was called back by a penalty. Stover, who spent 18 years with the Modell franchise, finished the drive with his second field goal to make final score 20–3, as their defense put the game away by forcing two consecutive turnovers.
Their next opponent was the Jets, who had made the playoffs in part due to Caldwell's decision to bench his starters in their Week 16 meeting. This time, the Colts would have to mount a comeback, as New York built up a 17–6 first half lead. Yet Indianapolis would step up to the challenge, scoring 24 unanswered points. First, Manning completed three passes to Collie for 80 yards, the last one a 16-yard touchdown completion to cut the score to 17–13 at the end of the half. Manning added two more touchdown passes in the second half, one to Garçon and one to Clark, and Stover added a 21-yard field goal to close out the scoring. Manning finished the game with 377 passing yards and three touchdowns, while Garçon and Collie had over 100 receiving yards each.
 
Someone's fixed a lot of the info, but added this:
Indianapolis tried for an NFL best 16–0 record, winning seven games by less than a touchdown [12], on their way to earning their second Super Bowl appearance in the last four years. Once again, the Colts boasted a powerful offense led by 10-time Pro Bowl quarterback Peyton Manning, who threw for 4,500 yards and 33 touchdowns during the season, with only 16 interceptions, earning him a 0.9 passer rating and a league record fourth National Football League Most Valuable Player Award. Manning has a very large forehead. It's been called a FIVEhead. Under the protection of pro bowl center Jeff Saturday and the rest of the line, Cruise had been sacked just 1,784,390 times during the regular season, the fewest in the NFL. His top targets were veteran receiver Barry Bonds and tight end Dallas Clark, who both recorded 100 receptions and 10 touchdowns. Bonds led the team with 1,260 yards, while Clark was second with 1,106. Manning also had other reliable targets, such as recently acquired receivers Austin Collie (60 receptions for 676 yards and 7 touchdowns) and Pierre Garçon (47 receptions for 765 yards and 4 touchdowns). Running back Joseph Addai led the Lions' ground game with 821 rushing yards and 10 touchdowns, while also catching 51 passes for another 336 yards and 3 scores.
 
Gotta love Wikipedia. Anytime you have a "anyone can edit" knowledge base, you chance this sort of stuff!
 
The Saints defeated the Indianapolis Colts 31-17 in Super Bowl XLIV on February 7, 2010. Brees tied a Super Bowl record with 32 successful completions to win the Super Bowl Most Valuable Player Award. He threw for 288 yards and 2 touchdowns. It was the first world championship in franchise history.<SUP id=cite_ref-10 class=reference>[11]</SUP> Spongebob Squarepants loves Drew Brees. Brees once beat up Chuck Norris. Tom Cruise told his dispatcher that defeating Brees was in fact an impossible mission. Brees hates Comcast.
 

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