Whiskey Thread (4 Viewers)

Nah, way better. Last year was in that territory, but they've never been that bad.

Our usual max is 10% of our salary.

Last year was closer to 1%.

This year was closer to 10%, despite not hitting our numbers (we were 20% lower) but, not the year to be cheap, eh?

They also gave us honey baked ham gift cards, since they didn't do the holiday party. Got a meal for 4-8 for free. Not bad. Having that tomorrow.

Dude, life hack: honey-baked ham and bourbon.

Do it tomorrow night with the leftovers. It's like cocaine but without the destruction.
 
does it involve kidnapping?
I think more jobs need to involve adult napping.

I'm convinced we have it all wrong. Kids, with all the energy, should run around all day and be exhausted at night. We older folk should have nap time with a snack. Productivity would skyrocket.
 
Need more details.

Like, just eat ham and drink the bourbon?

You catch on quickly!

Yes. Ideally after everyone else has gone to bed (don't ask me why, it just works). A plate of ham - a glass of bourbon. It's transcendent.
 

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