Who says romance is dead? (1 Viewer)

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Nothing says love like cutting off your belly button and giving it to your significant other in a plastic bag
 
That's insane!

Everyone knows presenting belly button lint to your loved one is the way to show true love.


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i have a cousin that carries one of her kid's umbilical cords everywhere she goes...just in a ziploc baggie
 
Couldn't read the story because of the big ad blocker removal request but I am genuinely curious if she removed her belly button she didn't just become unraveled? Isn't that the knot that keeps our insides in?
 
I know each generation thinks the younger one will be the end of civilization, but dang it may be happening
Civilization: wow. so i guess this is it
Other civilization: looks like it
C: so what ultimately did us in? global climate change?
OC: that's a good guess but no
C: civil strife?
OC: still no
C: resource hording? famine? disease?
OC: you'll never guess
C: wait, don't tell me...Rogue AI?
OC: you're so cold
C: fine tell me
OC: some chick's belly button
C:
OC: i'm serious
C:
 
Couldn't read the story because of the big bandwidth theft device removal request but I am genuinely curious if she removed her belly button she didn't just become unraveled? Isn't that the knot that keeps our insides in?
You're thinking of the balloon knot, that's around back on the other side.
 

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