Wish me luck- going to make a run at MacKenzie Bezos (1 Viewer)

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Well, wish me luck. I'm going to take a few months off of everything to make myself ready for a genuine run at MacKenzie Bezos. Gonna get into fighting shape and head off to Washington. This woman is my destiny. Yeah, I'm married, but I'm certain my wife will understand. Sometimes she's worth putting it all out there for.

I can be the one to make her happy.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/09/tech/jeff-bezos-wife-divorce/index.html
 

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Well, I gotta be honest, part of my 20-point plan involves demonizing him to her, so it won't really play well for me to be making those introductions. You understand.
Ha...I read it's a happy divorce so maybe forgo the demonizing of him.

Seriously, it very much seems there is no animosity and he very much considers her to be key in their mutual success. At least that is how it came across as I read up on. If you are successful can I still get that loan??
 

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It'll be my southern drawl and gentlemanly manners that will win her over. My "Wallet" is plenty big enough. Plus I will pick her up with Uber XL.....and take her to one of the casinos for the All You Can Eat Crab Legs deal. That way she will know that I'm not messin' around.
will you marry me? i’m tired of uber x.
 

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I'm more than a little chapped with the premise of what she's "getting". What THEY are getting are the spoils from their very lucrative 25 years together. It's not HIS money she's "getting", it's very much THEIR money.
As for me, I was just being facetious. 😁
 

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Well, I gotta be honest, part of my 20-point plan involves demonizing him to her, so it won't really play well for me to be making those introductions. You understand.
I don't know if that's the right play, my friend. This is from their joint Twitter statement:

"After a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends.
"We feel incredibly lucky to have found each other and deeply grateful for every one of the years we have been married to each other.
"If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again. We've had such a great life together as a married couple and we also see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects, and as individuals pursuing ventures and adventures."
 

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Oh I know, just wanted to get on record before I had a hex bag going against me. 😁
:) And, in candor, my tirades are meant as PSAs in this #metoo world. Had he and only he amassed the fortune pre-marriage , that'd be one thing. But they became successful together. Everyone (except for the Rs) gives Gayle Benson mad respect; but there's no question, that widow is a gazillionaire because it's TOM'S money he gave her.
 

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:) And, in candor, my tirades are meant as PSAs in this #metoo world. Had he and only he amassed the fortune pre-marriage , that'd be one thing. But they became successful together. Everyone (except for the Rs) gives Gayle Benson mad respect; but there's no question, that widow is a gazillionaire because it's TOM'S money he gave her.
Good points and I agree.
Since I have zero shot with her even though I’m beyond incredibly attractive, I’m just intrigued to see which half of the Earth she gets in the divorce?
 
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I don't know if that's the right play, my friend. This is from their joint Twitter statement:

"After a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends.
"We feel incredibly lucky to have found each other and deeply grateful for every one of the years we have been married to each other.
"If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again. We've had such a great life together as a married couple and we also see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects, and as individuals pursuing ventures and adventures."
http://www.newser.com/story/269732/report-bezos-has-been-dating-former-tv-anchor.html

Bloody. Amateur. Hour.
 

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Nice!

Hmmm. I was gonna show her a Goodwill store and take her to the dollar store. Figured I’d show off by purchasing the ‘newest’ item at Goodwill and name brands at the Dollar Store.
Bruh, you've already failed. It's Dirt Cheap or nothing at all.
 

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I'm more than a little chapped with the premise of what she's "getting". What THEY are getting are the spoils from their very lucrative 25 years together. It's not HIS money she's "getting", it's very much THEIR money.
True, but I'm focusing on the H, the E, and the R... :deal:
 

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Well, wish me luck. I'm going to take a few months off of everything to make myself ready for a genuine run at MacKenzie Bezos. Gonna get into fighting shape and head off to Washington. This woman is my destiny. Yeah, I'm married, but I'm certain my wife will understand. Sometimes she's worth putting it all out there for.

I can be the one to make her happy.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/09/tech/jeff-bezos-wife-divorce/index.html
You and I won't cross swords over the same woman, she's too skinny for me. Now if Salma Hayek is available...

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Or Vanessa Williams...

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Hold my beer, I'm goin' in...
 
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