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I put my hat in the ring. Haven’t heard back yet but I’m hopeful.
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You guys think you can just shoot an e-mail to the likes of the incomparable MacKenzie Bezos and expect to get a response? Bloody amateur hour around here. If you don't A) have $10 billion or so lying around, or B) spend a year getting your house in order to perform at peak human levels, then you don't stand a chance. If you're taking her out for a night of dancing in Monaco then a quick jaunt to Paris for a bite to eat, and Chris Hemsworth walks up and tries to steal her away, you think you have any hope? Because that's a very real scenario here.
This isn't just some local peasant like Gayle Benson that you can just throw a couple of drunken lines at and take back to your little $3 million Garden District shanty for a night of sloppy lovemaking. This is the brass ring, fellas. Get in the game or stay home.
wait!You guys think you can just shoot an e-mail to the likes of the incomparable MacKenzie Bezos and expect to get a response? Bloody amateur hour around here. If you don't A) have $10 billion or so lying around, or B) spend a year getting your house in order to perform at peak human levels, then you don't stand a chance. If you're taking her out for a night of dancing in Monaco then a quick jaunt to Paris for a bite to eat, and Chris Hemsworth walks up and tries to steal her away, you think you have any hope? Because that's a very real scenario here.
This isn't just some local peasant like Gayle Benson that you can just throw a couple of drunken lines at and take back to your little $3 million Garden District shanty for a night of sloppy lovemaking. This is the brass ring, fellas. Get in the game or stay home.
It'll be my southern drawl and gentlemanly manners that will win her over. My "Wallet" is plenty big enough. Plus I will pick her up with Uber XL.....and take her to one of the casinos for the All You Can Eat Crab Legs deal. That way she will know that I'm not messin' around.
Buy her a nice watch from an Amazon Lightning Deal!!Nice!
Hmmm. I was gonna show her a Goodwill store and take her to the dollar store. Figured I’d show off by purchasing the ‘newest’ item at Goodwill and name brands at the Dollar Store.
Make it Dollar Tree and I'd be hooked.Nice!
Hmmm. I was gonna show her a Goodwill store and take her to the dollar store. Figured I’d show off by purchasing the ‘newest’ item at Goodwill and name brands at the Dollar Store.
I'm more than a little chapped with the premise of what she's "getting". What THEY are getting are the spoils from their very lucrative 25 years together. It's his HIS money she's "getting", it's very much THEIR money.
Boom.I'm 100% with you on this. She was a hedge fund girl before Amazon, which means she was probably a lot of the start-up money. But even if she wasn't, they were married pre-Amazon and she provided support and comfort and advice and labor toward their $140 billion baby. She is entitled to half, no question about it.
And then you can introduce me to Jeff.Which is why I'm now back to 2 hours a day of lifting, brushing up on my piano and guitar, learning the different dinner forks, and reaching out to befriend Bono so he can make a causal introduction when the time is right to pounce.